@cpi is this like an advertisement for a consultant on a cross dressing for boomers website?

@cpi I am embarrassed every day

@garbados once a tour guide was taking us through a 1600s house that had an original rug and chairs in it, and the guide said “do t step on the rug and definitely don’t sit in the chairs. They won’t even let me sit in them” and I nearly died laughing to a joke in my head no one else understood

@Tanuki Merry christMITHRAS

@ticky it’s an Easter movie

@Tanuki @smallesttiger whoa.

@Ace mine is a cat. Just like a normal cat. But like it has human lips. And human teeth. It’s a cat with molars. And also the face doesn’t move in synch with the rest of the cat.

Or, why the Senate is nowhere near being a representational democracy. Mitch McConnell and the Senate GOP represents an incredibly small minority of the population, yet have outsized influence on judge appointments, Constitutional procedure, etc. etc.

RT @_Mike_Sharif@twitter.com

States with lower populations than Los Angeles County

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/_Mike_Sharif/status/1207021647485489152

@ticky I have this rule where if I think of something I have to do and it’s immediately repulsive then I MUST do it that instant.

@taki matsuha

Bless the zoomer boys who are unafraid to cry