Ged|Net

50% Brit, 50% Schweizerisch.
100% made out of meat & bonemeal.
I be here for the funnies, the cats, and humorous anecdotes.
#dnb #dubstep
#Fallout76 #NoMansSky
#IAintGettingInNoPlane
#CriminaliseRacismNow
#ThisWeeksNails
#ThisMonthsLighter
A #Goat is not an #Ibex is not a #Ram

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2024-12-18

Math is so interesting.

The radius of a circle can be used to find the area of a triangle if at least one side of the triangle is equal to the circumference of the circle.
2024-12-18

@alanferrier

Cheeky! 🤭🤭🤭🤭

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2024-12-18

Happy birthday to the legendary Keith Richards, pictured here teaching Willie Nelson to play the guitar.

Keith playing guitar to a wee laddie.
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2024-12-18

We made a comic about a plumber (for real this time, I posted the wrong comic a couple days ago).

1 Plumber: I found the problem. Your pipes are full of hot dogs.
2 Me: I wanted to feed the gators.
3 Plumber, sighing: There are no alligators in the sewer.
4 Me: Yeah no shit, they all starved. Now do your job and get those hot dogs moving chief, we've got gators to save.
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2024-12-18

A ghostly icy village on an almost frozen river.

The ends of twigs and branches from a fallen tree dipping into the cold river, and just above the water those branches have formed rings of ice, the bottom of each ring made up of icicles stretching down towards the water, like skirts, or perhaps small round ice houses.The tones in the photo are mainly greys and whites, with only the bare parts of the tree branches providing a tiny hint of warmth with browns.
2024-12-18

@markwoll
Only if the cosmetic industry can convince us that it's a problem for all ages.
I am entering into the nasal hair era myself.
🤭🤭🤭

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2024-12-18
Cartoon guillotine with a smiley face on the blade, and butterflies fluttering beside it, in a field of colorful flowers. Guillotine says: Hey Kids! Remember, people have never gained rights by asking nicely for them!
2024-12-17

@JackTheCat
Laserpig has a good video on Elon being a dick about the F-35, if you're into that thing.
He's never wrong.

2024-12-17

I just needed to post this for my own sanity.
Something weird is going on with the younguns.
Their eyebrows are flowing in the wind, apparently. So much so that they need product.

1st world problems need a new league.

#OhFFS

Screenshot of an advert selling eyebrows gel... to hold the hair in place... for young people.
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2024-12-03

I was thinking about ghosts, last year, when I was in the cancer ward overnight.

I wondered at first if I should be scared, because, hospital, you know? Lots of people died there.

But then I thought, these are probably people that died of cancer. And *I'm* here for cancer. I'll bet there isn't a ghost in here that isn't rooting for me and everyone else on this floor. I think I'm in pretty good company.

Thanks, ghosty after-hours hospital visitors.

And then I got better.

#ghost #cancer

2024-12-03

@Free_Press

Awww, running out of boats? Diddums! 🥲

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2024-12-03

Russia started evacuating its Navy from the port of Tartus, its strategic naval base in Syria.

4 vessels and a submarine are taking to sea at this time.
#AureFreePress #News #press #headline #breaking #breakingnews #Syria #Russia

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2024-12-03

Update on Clive - the #FeralCat that my friend recently rescued from her rural property in Yellowpoint - Cedar/Ladysmith area.

Clive had his full vet check up & he is #FIV+. He'll require regular visits to vet to monitor his health condition & get vaccines as needed.
Clive got all his vaccines last week & is doing pretty good. He got neutered & treated for fleas & worms too. My friend has moved him from the studio outbuilding into her home. Clive is still very timid but is slowly coming around. He is a very sweet & handsome kitty cat ❤️

#CatsOfMastodon #CatRescue #CaturdayEveryday #CatLovers #CatsOfTheFediverse #CatContent #FediCats #RescueCat #Feline

A black and white cat with distinctive yellow eyes lies on a dark surface near a small floral bowl containing food. A wooden fork rests next to the bowl, with some food on it. The cat appears grumpy & curious, looking directly at the viewer.
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I Has WisdomIHasWisdom
2024-12-03

How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training

2024-12-03

Getting in the mood for the Swiss Holiday.
This can only be achieved by listening to Doris Mueller.

Listen to Chum-Sae-Sae-Sae by Doris Mueller on #SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/gswnH

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2024-12-02

you’d be smiling too if you were immortal

Employee photo of James Gleason, “Non-Perishable Manager.”
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2024-11-30

This is comically comprehensive and scientifically proven - within reason - set of detailed instructions on how to reproduce nachos in the microwave.

seriouseats.com/microwave-nach

2024-11-23

@barubary @fishidwardrobe @jeffowski

All whilst getting away taxfree.

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2024-11-23
If you'd like to know what it's like to be an atheist... Then ask someone who doesn't believe in dragons. Ask them why they don't believe in the ancient paintings of dragons, or the literature about fighting dragons, or those very scientific dragonology books at the book store. Don't believe in dragons yourself? Then try imagining living in a world where almost everyone does. Picture you're whole family in a temple kneeling before a dragon statue and mumbling latin. Imagine people treating you like an idiot or degenerate because you don't believe in dragons. That's what it's like to be an atheist. I wish I was joking.

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