"Speak, friend, and enter." It's noted on the door.
This perfect door have no wrong side. Maybe you're the wrong cat.

#Caturday #EvilBlackCat

@The_Whore_of_Blahbylon
Firing without a sound suppressor?
Finger and shoulder OK? Recoil can be tricky.
#ReneeNicoleGood

@Computer
Troubleshooters!
Keep your lasgun at hand!
To ward off a shortage of laser batteries, make a map of the nearests wall plugs and prepare a stock of electric cable extensions!
Computer is your friend. Are you friend with Computer?

@Computer @Memos_from_Lofwyr
Alpha Complex has never been an option.
Beta Complex, Sigma Complex and Omega Complex can send in the clones.
#paranoia
#games

@jerzone
Composition: claws and fangs. Maybe contains fur.

@hist_myth
Spoiler: C'est le colonel Moutarde dans la cour de maternelle avec une tronçonneuse.
Encore une affaire brillament résolue par l'inspecteur Gobabu.
Ou alors c'est encore un coup d'Aristidès Othon Frédéric Wilfrid. Bon sang mais c'est bien sûr!

@alexwild
It's a cat. Not a regular cat, but definitely a cat.
You can pet, but watch your fingers.

@Anoia
The real Ankh-Morpork puzzle is what CMOT Dibbler sausages are made of.
- Future pork ? Not now.
- Rat ? No, Dwarfs would queue to get one.
- Sawdust ? No, that's standard high quality sausages.
- Years old grease on never washed pans ? No, thats where you cook sausages.
Maybe oink. Oink is the only bit of pork you can't eat.

@futurebird @catmisgivings
Are you ready for a Shakespeare/Chaucer cross with emoji ?

@futurebird @catmisgivings
"Prepare for trouble! And make it double! To protect the world from devastation! To unite all peoples within our nation!"
Team Rocket.
"Aaaaaaaaaaargh"
Team Rocket too.

@laelia_ve
Schtroumpf.
Un schtroumpf est une schtroumpf de schtroumpf schtroumpfée par un schtroumpf, souvent non schtroumpfée dans le seul but de schtroumpfer.
Sérieux. Ce n'est pas le premier anglicisme plus ou moins adopté en français. Vous faites un burnoute ?

@Computer
Okay Friend Computer.
It's my duty as troubleshooter to assure keeping everything fine and every citizen stand calm. Mission in progress.
Will need reinforcements and ammo, by the way.

@Zestryon
Oh, mon dieu, faites moi un cygne.
(... crickets ...)
Bon, un canard suffira.

@Computer
Records are not history.
Hey! Squirrel!

@nightoo @pluralistic

#Caturday #EvilBlackCat

@elzen
Retour à 16!

@catmisgivings @futurebird
Cats are hunters, stalkers. You can't Snow-White them with an apple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA
And TANSTAAFL: There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch. Cat knows best.

@futurebird
To eat or be eaten, the way of mother Nature.
There's good eating in a cat, mainly your own New Year diner.

@futurebird
Cat.

Happy thursday everyone !
Joyeux jeudi tout le monde !