@Aravelle @nikki This please. How do we migrate, I'd love to join if you have a spare invite, but been a bit confused how to up sticks and actually do it.

“Then the spaceman took over the bird site so we all started tooting at the elephant place.”

“Oh…ok grandpa. Let’s get you back to bed.”

Wait, hold on a second, Olympus has Fallen and White House Down are two different movies?

@favus I try, but he's persistent. His favourite thing is crawling under the bed and trying to get at our pillows through a tiny gap between the wall and headboard.

People grumbling that #Mastodon is slow at the moment... You just turned up with 1 million people in a tiny, rural village and you're complaining there's a queue to get into the only tearoom, which is run by gay pensioners Babs & Maureen as a retirement hobby on Mons-Weds. Relax!
#TwitterMigration

If you know who is reinstated to you know what, you know what? You know it.

Hear me out for a second.

*clears throat*

White chocolate Bounties.

#introduction
Hello! I'm new here, nice to meet you all!

I'm Francesca and I'm an Italian #artist currently based in London, UK.

My work is mostly #digital, painted with Corel Painter. I love #fantasy and #SciFi novels, and I love painting fantasy and sci-fi art. Recently, I paint a lot of #portraits in #oils too.

Apart from books and art, my main passions are live music and theatre and that's why I love London!

#MastoArt #DigitalArt #Dune #digitalpainting #fantasyart #illustration #nijiart

@favus As a lifelong chip junkie I've always been working on getting it perfect. But you know what? A small oil spray bottle, a quick dab, and the air fryer will do the job more than adequately. Oven chips cook in half the time, fresh spuds par boiled for 10 mins come out incredible. I think you have to pop round to mine to get a sample.

Don't get me started on the chicken. There's no way I'm ever going back to using that amount of oil.

@nikki Oh god IKR?

If you're on the fence about getting an air fryer for chrismo? Toad in the hole. That is all the reason you need.

Well, it's Kim. I make #retrogaming documentaries on YouTube, I stream on Twitch, and most of what I do usually relates to comps like the ZX Spectrum and Amiga. And yes, I'm a bird app refugee.

https://youtube.com/c/KimbleJustice
https://www.twitch.tv/Kim_Justice

#introduction

Hi Mastodoning Mates. Any chance you could boost me a bit as I'm struggling to find folk I originally followed on the Twitter. Is that how this works? I'm ASD and find new systems like this and written-instructions a major headache and very confusing.

This week on the channel....
https://youtu.be/XrkyXdYt2S0

#CatsofMastodon advice?

We feed him in the early evening, but the plan is to perhaps move it to around 9pm. Barring a full moon he's usually well behaved and will snuggle with us upstairs. The trouble is by 3am he starts getting hungry and will become restless, forcing me to turf him out of the room and shut the door until breakfast.

I've found I can't be doing with the door closed as the poor air circulation in the bedroom give me a headache and there's massive window condensation.

What do?

I don't like to use the local and fed timelines, they move too fast for my smol brain.

@PastaThief Be safe ❤️

It is that time on a Friday afternoon when a gentleman's thoughts inevitably turn to curry.