just as i was about to give them nasty goodreads reviews

should've just gone into the asocial sciences

signed up for surf camp ironically

i'm breaking the cycle of abuse (thanking the reviewers for their helpful suggestions)

me: chatgpt is nothing but a statistical likelihood word-sequencing predictor

me when chatgpt says “great question”: 😊 ❤️

editor after rejecting your manuscript

the lioness does not concern herself with referencing page numbers

i have been informed that this post was historically inaccurate

literary theory is when i list which books are red flags

rawdogging books >>>

my favorite conspiracy theory is it's all about me

“prices may change until you complete your purchase” oh fuck you straight to hell

(to the flight attendant) i'll have what she's having

@WorkWithKirk thx for my new earworm

i'm confused: what do they teach you in the navy

"you used your phone 12 minutes more than last week" but what glorious 12 minutes they were!

my oomfs for some reason