when i’ve had too much to eat and they bring out cake

so outraged i will say nothing

trying to talk my friends into meeting during the daytime

i mentioned class on twitter

if you think you’re excited about this job opening just imagine how the inside candidate must be feeling

successfully regifting >>>

i only feel envy if someone is better than me at something or more successful or has more stuff

if i say i look forward to reading it i’m definitely not reading it

“we are unable to publish your manuscript at this time” skill issue

colleague published an article and i told her i looked forward to reading it but i spent the whole night crying bc i don’t. i’m a terrible colleague, i want her to publish i just don’t want to read. there i said it.

summarily closing the tab after a good answer is a sign of great respect in ai culture

a job

when reviewer 2 wants you to cite 3 texts by the same scholar

if your position at the washington post was recently eliminated please consider laughing like children living like lovers rolling like thunder under the covers

when bridgerton eliminates racism but leaves class intact

substacks, even when scaled up into mini magazines, cannot replace 500-page existential novels. their disappearance is a real loss for culture.

@amiserabilist 👏

saying "i don't believe that" is not as cute as you think

me going through chatgpt's 8-bulletpoint summary of moby dick

"try a different question" or how about i try a different ai app