The Hairiest Bottom

Maybe not literally the hairiest, but kinda there

Cis gay man living in Ireland, not very kinky but I dabble a bit on leather and public stuff

The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-05-05

I'm not only a horny slut, I'm a techie horny slut

The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-05-05

I'm in a stage of my professional computer toucher journey that I replaced windows with Linux at home and got every piece of software I need up and running in less than 24 hours. I haven't really used Linux in about 20 years

Is it that Linux is much easier now, or that I'm able to read stack overflow proficiently? Because installing an app with wine and then setting up an alias to the wine command to run it doesn't seem like a "Linux is easier" but a "I know how to touch computers now" thing

The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-04-30

@seismic007 happy birthday, hope it goes well

The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-04-26
The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-04-22

@danxsavaaq creí que era 1 vez al año, cuéntame si oyes algo y veo si puedo, que hay un vuelo de por medio 💀

The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-04-22

@danxsavaaq if I'm allowed, let's go to Snax next year

If I get a sash, let's do snax in 2027

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y e s j o h nyesjohn
2025-04-21

i will remember you fondly, pope francis 🙏🏻

Pope Francis can't stop saying gay slurs
The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-04-21

@presenca adoro o conceito de bicha bichérrima

The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-04-21

@nyxallocer Happy birthday!

A man taking a selfie of his back, with his tracksuit pants down so his hairy ass is on view. He's also wearing a dark t-shirt and Bert and Ernie slippers
The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-04-21

I feel like if I used recon I wouldn't need to ask strangers to ballbust me in the sauna

The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-04-21

Did I have 2 Saudis taking turns on me while I was in a sling? I can't confirm nor deny

Still I've seen way better pig parties, next year I'll go to Snax, fuck that

The Hairiest Bottom boosted:
rowan {Sierra sunshine woman}storybead@chaosfem.tw
2025-04-21

When I walk into the climbing gym and I see a pride and a trans flag prominently displayed, that tells me something.

When I sign up for your event and the form has a place for pronouns, that tells me something.

When I walk by your desk and see a trans pin nestled amongst your personal stuff, that tells me something.

When you hang a progress pride flag in your front window, that tells me something.

Maybe you can’t back any of that up. Maybe it’s just words. Maybe you’ll run when the danger comes. But those things tell me that you’ve at least thought about me and where I am, even a little bit. I’m not going to build my foundation on them, but I will see them.

The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-04-19

I love coming to a skinhead fetish party with a t-shirt saying queers against nazis

Quite a lot of people asked me where I got it, but the dirty looks are the best part of it

Nazi punks fuck off all the way

The Hairiest Bottom boosted:
y e s j o h nyesjohn
2025-04-16
tinashe replying to JKR: Oh my god, SHUT UP
The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-04-16

@jmichaelmull are the fash already lovebombing her?

The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-04-16

This is the second time my douche gets flagged at airport security, I should know better by now

The Hairiest Bottom boosted:
2025-04-16
Today’s ruling by the UK Supreme Court – which chose to hear from many anti-trans campaigning groups, and no trans people – will be a disappointment to many people.
Be assured, at BLUF, this changes nothing.  Trans men are men, and you remain welcome as members of our club.

bluf.com/b/477
The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-04-16

In leather I packed 2 jeans, 2 harnesses (with and without shoulders), a kilt, a shirt a polo 2 wristbands a garrison cap, tie, a Sam Browne and 2 pairs of boots

Is that enough for 5 nights in Berlin?

The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-04-15

I'M ON HOLIDAYSSSSSSSS

The Hairiest BottomHairiestBottom@woof.group
2025-04-12

I'll wear them at home for chores, hopefully I can break them down before the trip

Legs wearing grey jeans and a pair of high cowboy boots. There's a hanging white and yellow cloth hanging on the side, indicating the picture has been taken on a kitchen

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