I drink too much and say fuck.

A game of baseball can only be won when the bat boys are consumed by their own teams in a show of respect to the baseball pantheon.

the real horseshoe theory is getting mad at both very bad posts and very good posts

drawings of a snowy walk in the woods

Life: [endless layered screaming and booing]

Me: Hey.. chill a sec?????

I am good enough, my cat believes in me.

I am good enough, my cat believes in me.

My feelings are real, my feelings are valid

My feeling are real, my feelings are valid

My feelings are real, my feelings are valid

me waking up like a regular person at 2;30 pm

@lady_lumb my sexuality is cheese enchiladas and chile con queso.

Hey there friend. You having a stressful day? Let me help you with that. Close your eyes. Now imagine Dwayne The Rock Johnson. He's playing Luigi's Mansion. He's so happy.

So I never understood the slang “yeet” until someone used this example: “The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away.”

I finally get it. I think... #yeet #ifeelold #outoftheloop #whyisthisloophere