*crying quietly, putting up missing posters*
*kermit the frog is on the poster*

@HelloOats
if ur really moving, may I suggest usin the migration feature?

@calm Thanks for the suggestion. I didn’t even know that was a thing.

Moving here.

https://radical.town/web/accounts/96390

Moving to radical.town. Come find me to begin your adventure. *Generic shopkeeper music as I fly headfirst into the sun and die instantly*

So She-Ra is actually the absolute best and the Steven Universe/ATLA vibes are off the charts. It’s basically Star vs. the Forces of Evil meets ATLA meets Steven Universe and I love it.

Fuck reality, time is an illusion, turn into eldritch monster and eat the rich

if i ever get arrested on suspicion of some crime then it's gonna be really hard to explain all my google searches of "how do i shove blood back into a radiator" and "why do radiators have so much blood in them"

Indulge your creativity by drawing, painting, sculpting, etc, even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

I crack open a cold one with the boys. I trip and accidentally crack open another cold one. And another. And another. The boys swarm, blocking out the sun. The world falls to ruin.

*crying and wailing* crunchy roads take me home

@izaliamae You could always try one of the alternate user-made YouTube apps. Those tend to work better tbh.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Apparently getting the Netflix app to work properly is an hour-long ordeal.

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I’m honestly kind of surprised by the sheer amount of people who use Firefox. I don’t know why I am, but I am.

Tiny puppies in oversized hats is a good visual metaphor for adulthood

if you don't commit crimes are you even cool?

Let me slip into something more comfortable ;)

*covers myself in Waluigi stickers*