Sam R.

BDSM: bondage, discipline, drawings and submission

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David August ❌👑davidaugust@mastodon.online
2025-03-28

The internet of things is truly a wonder. 😝

#dishwasher #parody #iot

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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
2025-03-01
Cethan Leahy @CethanLeahy Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires! Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price. Me: yes, I know how shops work kittydesade Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay. Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too. del3141 Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do! Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
Sam R. boosted:
2024-12-16

When an insurance company is deciding whether to pay for your medical treatment, it generates a file, which should contain all records associated with your case, including documents explaining why the claim was denied.

You have a right to see this file.

propub.li/3ZS0Tjn

#Health #Healthcare #Insurance #Journalism #Guide

2024-12-15

Ok who amongst you is responsible for this? Also I hope Max is on PrEP.

The title of a video: "Dune Prophecy: NEW TRAILER (4K) 'Breeding' | Max"
2024-11-16
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2024-11-13

@aphyr I have been waiting for season 2 for YEARS and now is the time to FREAKOUT AAAAHHHHHHHHH

2024-11-13

Those two need those to date ok. In the Maslow's hierarchy of needs, it's the transcendence category. I AM JUST SAYIN OK LET ME DREAM

Hot enforcerHot Noxian
2024-11-13

ARCANE SEASON TWO AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2024-08-30

@thickurt yes yes and yes 🥵

2024-08-23

@aphyr ERIC JANICKI GNNNNSKJHGFHKJBSDHJIDFBFJLSH

Sam R. boosted:
2024-06-08

Stop blaming yourself and others.
Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

2024-04-20

@aphyr HE IS SO PNEUMATIC!!! :racc:

2024-03-15

@egorod ahhh, the light is so beautiful, love the small chromatic aberrations too (idk if it's on purpose or if it's a consequence of your technique, but it looks so great!) ❤️

2024-03-15

@aphyr mmhmmm, yes, good light, 10/10 lighting mhhmmmmm

2024-03-14

@aphyr AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH :racc:

2024-03-07

@aphyr they do!! 😮

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2024-02-29

having the #dayOff :toot: :awesome_rotate:

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taco, bird/cat :verified420:chirpbirb@meow.social
2024-02-23

fediverse users who go to sleep are actually heading to the bediverse

2024-02-16

@Soskopp Ah? What colors were you expecting? 🤔

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