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“What really matters is helping others win, too, even if it means slowing down and changing our course now and then.”

- Fred Rogers

Jofish5000 boosted:

Wait. She paid them HOW much in bonuses? Incredible. https://bit.ly/3qj0cAz

Waiting for a Pupachino.
#MarioTheYorkie #YorkieLife #DogsOfMastodon

Mario the yorkie standing in the car window at Starbucks.

Next time I need to sign a contract of any kind, I’ll make sure it has “I can fire you if you piss me off and are completely incompetent at doing your job.” Clear and easy to read language.

@theauracle that stupid ass X already fooled me into thinking it was a close button. BioShock on the other hand is a totally awesome game, 1 of my top favorites!

Jofish5000 boosted:

Revisionist history is a lie. The Qpublican party is devoid of morality. Vote Blue

Early drawing depicting a shackled slave being whipped.

I’m guessing the majority of us get Temu ads while perusing the interwebs. Here’s my latest one from FB. Note: I don’t have chickens or any birds for that matter. What weird ads do you get?
#WeirdAds #Temu #ShowMeYourAds

Temu ad for a motorcycle helmet for chickens or any kind of bird. Picture is a real brown chicken wearing a little helmet of a yellow chic.

@chris the good pan only comes out when the king of England visits 😂 Never cook the king’s taquitos on a rusty pan.

@chris I thought this post was so funny, had to take a pic of our pans too. Guess which one we use. #YouAreNotAlone #ShowUsYourPans #TooFancyToUse

When you spend 10 mins trying to remove a hair from your shirt only to realize it’s been an eye floater the entire time. #OldAF #OldEyes #OldPeopleProblems

Snuggle time ❤️
#MarioTheYorkie #DogsOfMastodon #Yorkie

Mario resting on my chest while reclined.

When there’s not enough lap room.
#DogsOfMastodon #CatsOfMastodon #Ridgeback #OrangeTabby

Comet the ridgeback trying to get lap time but she’s too big. Galaxy the orange tabby already enjoying his time.

Galaxy the orange tabby annoyed that Comet is trying to squeeze in.

Jofish5000 boosted:

Been curious about the age distribution of Mastodon users.
Internet polls are known to be the most reliable method for any such estimation.*

*Trust me, I went to grad school in statistics.

Please boost to increase precision of the point estimate and to reduce confidence intervals.

@CliffWade not yet, but I just learned of it this morning. Might look in to it.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=F7EdXIgGkcw&feature=share

#DrewLynch #ShortPeopleProblems

Sharing from the Facebook group “North Shore Vibe”
Photographer: Jon Columbus
Ship: Paul R Tregurtha longest ship on the Great Lakes
Canal Park Aerial Lift Bridge; Duluth, MN
#NorthShore #CanalPark #DuluthMN