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In case you weren't aware how badass @jerry is:

A sign that compares alpacas and llamas.

Under the picture of an alpaca it says:
An alpaca...
Weighs 150 lbs
Has soft fleece
Listens to human commands
Eats grass
Is even-tempered
Travels in herds

Under the picture of a llama it says:
A llama...
Weighs 400 lbs
Has a knife in its fur
Listens to Norwegian death metal
Eats old corn dogs
Is constantly drunk
Will kill you the first chance it gets

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The trans community officially made it 😻

#csdleipzig

“Ihr habt BLÅHAJ zum Symbol gemacht. Wir schwimmen mit Stolz an eurer Seite. Danke, Trans Community!”

"You have made BLÅHAJ a symbol. We swim alongside you with pride. Thank you, Trans Community!"

Tfw Trotzphase hits hard :blobhajsadreach:
#kind

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I've started joining every Google Meet 30 seconds early. When you join early, everyone's virtual note takers join early too. I spend the first few seconds screaming about how I'm on the Titanic, we've just hit an iceberg, the end is near, and I need immediate assisstance. I then do the rest of the meeting normally. When the meeting ends, everyone gets an emailed transcript where the AI summary is: "Chris hit an iceberg, is trapped on a sinking ship, and general Q2 pricing updates"

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Isabel Santos @isabelsantos.b... IMPORTANT, please pass it on, this could help someone in desperate need! USC law students have started a hotline for people to call when they have an immigration-related court hearing but don't want to show up in person for fear of being arrested/ detained by ICE outside the courthouse. The students will help people complete and submit a "Motion to Change Hearing Format, which can allow someone to have a remote/online hearing instead of in- They can help in English or Spanish

IMPORTANT

person.

hotline # is (888) 462-5211

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Weitersagen! Das #Deutschlandticket gilt im Sommer in der Région Grand Est in Frankreich. Für alle unter 28 Jahren aus #BaWü. Fahrten bis Paris sind möglich. Saarland und Rheinland-Pfalz machen auch mit.

Ein Zug auf Gleisen. Der Himmel ist in einer Frankreich-Fahne eingefärbt. Text: Mit dem D-Ticket nach Frankreich. Von Juli bis August kostenlos nach Strasbourg, Nancy und Paris.

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🔁 Bachelor's thesis survey! Please boost! 🔁

As many of you already know, I'm a cognitive science student currently working on my bachelor's thesis about the relationship between internet users' identities and their online personas.

Specifically, I want to see how that relationship might be different for cis and trans individuals, as well as for entities with non-human identities.

I prepared a short survey to collect the data I'll need for the thesis and I would greatly appreciate it if you take the time to answer it and share it around, both on fedi and elsewhere! It is meant for individuals of all gender identities and ages and shouldn't take more than 15 minutes to complete.

Thank you for your time :)

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScWipDB0eBPd6T3qgs63QTil9CdlnyaTlte5c2qtx-Iagdl_Q/viewform?usp=dialog

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Der Bahn-Cartoon kam ja neulich ganz gut an – da schiebe ich diesen hier direkt hinterher.

Der Cartoon zeigt zwei Männer in einem Zugabteil, das an ein ICE-ähnliches Großraumabteil erinnert. Links sitzt ein Mann mit ernster Miene, der auf seine Armbanduhr blickt. Er sagt: „Wir sind schon 20 Minuten länger unterwegs als geplant!“ Rechts neben ihm sitzt ein zweiter Mann, der euphorisch die Fäuste in die Luft reißt und ruft: „Und das zum gleichen Preis, juhu!“

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In Defense of the Middle Class:
When entrepreneur, NYU Business professor, philanthropist & UCLA Bruin 👌 Scott Galloway breaks down how the biillionaire class is destroying America... and how this will end.
#economy #america #middleclass #scottgalloway #billionaires

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🚨 *Attention!* We were made aware of a fake “KeePassXC Password Manager Pro” repository on GitHub that links to unverified external binary downloads.
- There is NO Pro version of KeePassXC!
- You get all the “Pro” features with the regular version.
Please download KeePassXC only from trusted distribution channels linked on https://keepassxc.org/ !

Screenshot of the fake “KeePassXC Pro - Ultimate Security Solution” README.

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@tea this whole outfit including the bag is super cute! :blobfoxsignbigfan:

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Pillow :3

Photo of phone with the back cover off showing an extremely expanded lithium phone battery. A drawing of the white furry boy kisser meme critter can be seen sleeping and snuggling the spicy pillow.

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UPDATE: Lucy has been found alive and relatively ok. Thank you all for your help with sharing the message! 🩷💜

Original text:
This is my friend Lucy who is currently missing in Wellington Pōneke. She is vulnerable, low on resources, and may be experiencing paranoia and disordered thinking so if you see her please be gentle and straightforward. Her mother is now nearby and can come to wherever.

#NZTwits #Aotearoa #Wellington #Pōneke

Photo of Lucy, a 30yo light-skinned woman with bright pink hair; she has a tattoo of a 20-sided dice on her clavicle. In reality she has recently died her hair blonde.

Tfw mitten unterm Waffeln backen geht das Waffeleisen kaputt :blobcathyperoverboop: und natürlich genau dann, wenn ich auch noch ne Doppelportion mache

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Sounds and sights from the forest this Easter.

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Is the map of Europe on the euro accurate? I don't remember this giant 2 shaped island

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a simplified drawing showing the inside of your vacuum cleaner: there's the rotating brush, the electric motor, the fan and the intake port
further up, there is kirby sucking everything into the vacuum cleaner

Mich nervt die Sommerzeit jedes Jahr wieder. Und nicht nur, dass es mich jedes Jahr chaotisch macht, sondern seit Kind ist es noch anstrengender. Wenn man mit Kind n super zeitlichen Rythmus hat und jetzt alles wieder durcheinander geworfen wird, wegen sowas absolut rückständigem.

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