@3_3van Ten bucks says Aaron Sorkin is already two drafts deep into his QAnon opus.

@alice@elekk.xyz Ohhh I saw that pop up on my Netflix too. Good, huh?? I’ll put it to the top of the queue.

please enjoy an image of my dog Data

Please boost these Frasier photos that I’ve tooted

@CrillFactor Yeah it would be difficult to trust someone like that to not get defensive. Hope your day goes better today. :)

Just a reminder to new Mastodon folks: if you want to join an instance where the only letter you can use is "e", I run https://dolphin.town and registrations are open!

bofa stands for bank of america

For my superpower I would like to be able to travel 8hrs back in time so I can stay in bed.

OMG https://pinafore.social/ is gorgeous, and it even runs smoothly on my 2007 Macbook (which uses Win10 fight me)

@noelle This is a great doc, concise and clear! Thanks.

New users: I've written a guide to Mastodon, which you can find here: https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/

It was originally brief, but it keeps growing. o_o

the people from elsewhere who derisively call mastodon a "circle jerk", whether they realize it or not, have bought into the whole "marketplace of ideas" bullshit, part and parcel. i wouldn't hang out with the shitheads they go on there to fight with in real life why the hell would i do it online

Good morning Mastodon

Someone find me a way to comfortably read a book while I’m at the gym

@secondary_world

I have one word for you: DRONES

Living my best toot?

Tooting my best life?

Boosting my best toot.

Nailed it.

GODDAMNIT I LOVE BOOSTING TOOTS

@jizzwitch nice toot youve got there. be a real shame if I BOOSTED THE SHIT OUT OF IT!

"but how do i make a profit from the new website?" - ~communists on twitter, apparently

@girls @orjag@octodon.social

It's that rare happy ending in these long copyright battles: https://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/10/business/media/details-of-happy-birthday-copyright-settlement-revealed.html

There's even a documentary about it! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5954904/

#HappyBirthday