@anthracite
Excellent hat!

@RussSharek

The world's worst pancakes.

Disappointed that there are no common English words with silent V. One must look to British place names for stuff like "Raveningham" (pronounced "Ranning-um").

My proposal: an alternate spelling of silverfish, thus: "silvfish". It is pronounced "sil-fish". What do you think, sirs?

@RussSharek

That guy is such a slowpoke!

@kootenay

I know! I've seen various clips of it.

1994
Computer programmer: "What should we call these little packets of login and web browsing data?"
Cookie Monster: "Me got idea!"

Rudyard Kipling's "Just So Stories: How the Grinch Got His Christmas"

Veruca: "I want a feast."
Mr. Salt: "we have food at home"
Veruca: "I want a beanfeast!"
Mr. Salt: "we have beans at home too"

The only Peanuts TV special in which adults were shown onscreen was the classic, "This Is A Wendy's, Charlie Brown".

I looked up "QI" on Wikipedia just now, and it is described in a subheader as a "British comedy panel game television quiz show".

That's long! That's seven words! Just like "Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man"!

@kootenay

If the fruit's not spilling out into the surrounding space, it's not a proper cornucopia! There are RULES to these things. SPACE rules.

Due to the so-called "Mandela Effect", many people falsely remember a giant cornucopia appearing in an episode of Star Trek: The Original Series, in which it shoots barrages of giant fruit at the Enterprise. But as you can see in the picture below, there's no fruit.

Have you ever thought about what your favorite cartoon characters... smell like?

@Austin_Dern

I don't either and it's starting to piss me off.

@researchfairy

And do NOT just write "me".

@LeDiva

It's under the sofa cushions!

@Mycroft

*that sexy whistle like from Steve Miller's "The Joker"*

@MikeDunnAuthor

No wonder it's called MEANs testing.