KolaMagpie

Writer (ostensibly), pilot, current boring person. Asexual nerd furry. Probable trans-girl. WIP

Will occasionally post, and more than occasionally interact with, vore fetish content.

#nobot

2025-06-13

🐬

KolaMagpie boosted:
Daveography 🇨🇦 :magpie:Daveography@yeg.bike
2025-06-13

Inside every QA tester there are:

- Two wolves
- One wolf
- Zero wolves
- 0.5 wolves
- 2,147,483,648 wolves
- -2 wolves
- Beer wolves
- Two coyotes
- 🐺🐺
- Два волка
- '); DROP TABLE WOLVES;--
- <script>alert('Awooooo')</script>

2025-06-12

I've just discovered the disk usage analyzer on Pop_OS and hot damn, this tool alone is everything I've always wanted from a "what is eating all my storage space" perspective. A+ UI and design and everything. Five stars.

2025-06-11
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2025-06-11

@Gulfie The fizzle means its working!

2025-06-11

Chirp

2025-06-10

@kirakira why is it called oven when you ov in the cold food and ov out the hot food?

KolaMagpie boosted:
KiraGPT✨🏳️‍⚧️kirakira@furry.engineer
2025-06-10

with chatgpt down, feel free to ask me any questions and i will answer them incorrectly

2025-06-10

I have a spray bottle of Clean Shower brand daily shower cleaner, and on the side it says "Works great on shower surfaces!"

And like, yeah, I would assume so. If the side had said "works great on driveway asphault" I would have continued to believe that the Clean Shower brand Daily Shower Cleaner would indeed still work great on shower surfaces

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@SpotTea foolproof

2025-06-09

@ziphi friend!

KolaMagpie boosted:
2025-06-08

yes machine please write for me

An autocorrect that wants to change "truly wasn't" to "was trulyn't"
2025-06-08

@ziphi This is like the perfect chaos gremlin size tbh. Small enough to get into places, big enough to be nigh-unstoppable.

No cookie is safe. No hand shall exist that is not petting drg.

KolaMagpie boosted:
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-08

[Happy fox noises]

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2025-06-08

Ren Dragon is not as big as you might think.

Size comparison of dragon form with an adult human silhouette.

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