I... I dunno what’s going on..
Were all of the boys here raised in a barn? 💅🏻✨
@TheMuddyBoy
She pats the ground next to her and goes back to making a flower crown. “So, ..Dogpoo, how long have you been in South Park for?”
@TheMuddyBoy
“Just a flower crown. Would you like to make one with me? You have been the only boy here that hasn’t been a complete d*ck.”
@ThxtSPFanGirl
“Why thank you! I do my best to look good.” She flicks her hair.
@TheMuddyBoy
“Not a.. a problem, buddy.” She looks at her flower crown. “Hey, would you like to join me? You seem like a.. a ..unique individual..”
@TheMuddyBoy
“D-Dogpoo, eh? It suits you.. quite well..”
@ThxtSPFanGirl
“I’m Canzis. It’s a pleasure to meet you.”
@ThxtSPFanGirl
Canzis looks up. “Oh.. hello.”
@TheMuddyBoy
“Erm.. Yes. I am.” She looks him up and down. “..I’m Canzis.”
@TheMuddyBoy
She looks up and cringes. “Erm.. h-hello.”
Canzis is sitting under a tree, weaving a small daisy crown.
@ChristopeZeMole
She smiles and folds it back up. “Now, goodbye worm. I hope to never see your greasy face again.” She turns on her heel and walks away.
“Shut up. You’re blessed. Can I have it back now..?”
@ChristopeZeMole
“You think I don’t know that? You’re blessed to have met me.” 😌
“Well duh! I may be egotistical but I am no liar. Especially about the fact I am the daughter of an amazing actor..”
Surely enough, it was a birth certificate that was made within Canada, it had her name ‘Canzis Argyle’ with her mother’s name ‘Sophia Hamilton’ and her fathers name, which clearly read ‘Phillip Argyle.’ It had her birthdate and other baby things.
After a while she returns with a folded piece of paper. “Here. Ugh. You’re so lucky that I’m so kind and willing to show you this.”
“Fine! Fine! I’ll give you proof. I’ll be back in a second.. f*ck.” She groans and walks off.
That I can do! I can’t believe I have to prove this to someone who is below my status.. Jesus..
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