@Neat_hot
Nicely interpolated. Approved.

@punishmenthurts
Cinéma vérité. Approved.

@manon
And there! you've got a Tarantino.

I cut off my foot and it turns out no, it's not cake.

@Uair

Bolshy messel.

Improve a movie by adding "fucking" to the title. I'll go first. "Four Weddings and a Fucking Funeral."

The word of the day is . . .

If you have a cat, you are dominated.

Your mom does babushka porn.

Can little enoki come out and play?
- words Melania hasn't said to Donald in a long, long time

I've got your hot spot, fellas. I've got your hot spot right here.
- Mae West for T-Mobile
#SponsorablePost

Not fitting properly does not disqualify you from being my favorite pair of shoes.

When Bing Crosby is president, we'll all be saying "Mele Kalikimaka" again.

Listen to my cool new ringtone! (farts)

Karoline Leavitt's lips have been giving me nightmares.

- I'm going commando!
- Mother, please.

Dr. Oz is a real doctor, but Dr. Phil is just a bullshitter. Same title, though.

Patrol called it in. They got a floater in the East River.
- me on Law & Order IF THEY EVER GIVE ME HALF A CHANCE

It's a squirrel. What do you do?

Lincoln is to team of rivals as Trump is to cabinet of Scott Farkuses.