@parenthetical gotta look snatched for the big day!

@HoneyMoon 💛

please welcome @byttyrs to the instance as you would a friend, a lover, or a bosom enemy

I hit 60k toots… it might be time to make and migrate to @ byttyrs @ monads.online

damn bro u got the whole squad busting

why are they so hot. for what

Clandestino, by Shakira, Maluma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DhA69K3fZ4

@PhoebeWallerPalladino if Eugen is Mastodon's dad then boobshaver is Mastodon's mama

my poor bisexual flesh cannot take such provocations

if any of you ever bofa me, I will leave a silent fave, as (since you cannot see my face) I cannot smile very slightly and turn away

if the abstract line between Shakira's center of gravity and Maluma's ever intersects my body, even for a moment, I will spontaneously combust

all the time my nerd friends are telling me that their minds' eyes are firmly closed. I grieve for them

anyway, here's a jorts horse

a man thinks he is being discreet but my mind's eye is WIDE open

@geesehoward #IntroToFlowless

@soft h@ppy birthday!

Rico and I are such good friends even though I hate kino and capeshit and they're normal

I really recommend telling tolerant straight people that butch dykes are sexy. not only is it a kind of public service announcement but their reactions are SO funny

I'm so fucking cool

@Manurweibling fuck yeah you are lets go shove some nerds in lockers

every week it was like BROWN PERSON SPOTTED IN MALL. NATIONAL TERROR THREAT LEVEL RAISED TO ORANGE