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Been seeing a lot of Aggretsuko art on my feed today. Was there a new season or something?

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@gnomon “Chungus” is its own plural. Like “deer”, “moose”, “fish”, or “sheep”.

@scruss @gnomon There can be multiple chungus (whatever the plural form is), but only one Big Chungus.

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Here’s an idea: Stop acting like the Gestapo.

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WHATTO DO IF YOU WITNESS AN UNIDENTIFIED ‘OFFICER’ TAKING SOMEONE
- RECORD IT.
-CALL 911 AND REPORT A POSSIBLE KIDNAPPING.
SAY: Someone is being taken. The individuals claim to be law enforcement but won't show ID or name their agency. License plate is _____.
THIS FORCES VERIFIED LAW ENFORCEMENT TO SHOW UP
THEY MUST TAKE A STATEMENT
IT PRESSURES THE “OFFICERS" TO IDENTIFY THEMSELVES
CREATES A PAPER TRAIL
SETS UP GROUNDS FOR A CIVIL LAWSUIT
IT MAY NOT STOP THE DETENTION— BUT IT DEMANDS ACCOUNTABILITY.

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Please stop sharing this picture of JD Vance. The Vice President is not happy that it's going viral. JD's wife told reporters he is so upset that he hasn't left the couch all day. He's so distraught that he won't even let her go in the room.

@lowqualityfacts Okay, I won’t share this picture of JD Vance, and I’ll boost this post to make sure other people know not to share it, too.

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Poll: Assuming you have no plans to leave the house that day ... at what percentage of battery level on your primary mobile device do you start to get uncomfortable, and think you should charge it?

Assume you will not have access to a charger or external power pack while away (If you do end up having to leave).

(If your number is somewhere in between, choose the next lower number)

(Please RT to improve sample size.)

@lowqualityfacts Well, not ONLY using resistance bands. He used steroids, too.

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Every damn day

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To maintain secrecy, Operation Midnight Hammer was conducted late on a Saturday night when Defense officials knew that Pete Hegseth would be passed out.

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To the 43 Republican Senators who voted against Trump’s removal at his second impeachment trial back in 2021, every American who dies in this pointless war is on YOUR hands. YOU did this.

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More vintage book covers should feature bizarre bespoke memes

A book called “don’t get taught art this way! as so many people do” by Theodore Shaw. It features a cartoon of a large man with “the great authority“ written on his back attacking a small man labeled “you“

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Soaking up the solstice sun in her window office.

The “No” sticker is for when we have to close the window when it’s very cold so the cats don’t try a flying leap through the cat flap and injure themselves on the closed window. They can’t read, but won’t try to jump through the sticker.

#CatsofMastodon

A black cat asleep in a screened cat box hanging outside a window. The cat can enter through a small square clear hinged cat flap built into a plexiglass panel inset in an open double hung window. The wi Dow is open about eight inches but can be closed when it is cold blocking access to the cat flap. The box has a slatted wooden floor and a solid roof but is screened on three sides so the cats can be safely outside and observe the world without injuring wildlife or getting hit by a car. A small pink cat toy sits on the window sill inside the house.

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My guess is a higher percentage of ICE agents have criminal records than the people they are detaining.

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