The #revolution will not be televised.
The revolution will not be brought to you by #x , #bluesky or #TikTok
The revolution will not be televised.
It will be #tooted

@the_etrain
used to think "the answer is money!"
But nowaday, I go with "stupid does it"

Every damn day

@RickiTarr
Paul Rudd, Amy Poehler and Elizabeth Banks beg to differ

@RickiTarr
So?
What's wrong with Brunzza?

@jef

@catsalad
"Let's make it all for one and all for love"

Seeing the news every day like...

@sasutina13 @dgar

@joelle
Davy Crockett raccoon hat takin' a whole new meanin'...

@RickiTarr
"Yeah right!"
*upgrades from 123456A! to 123456B!

@RickiTarr
Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle" video

@RickiTarr
"Overview: A female mercenary team battle the forces of a corrupt mega-corporation in futuristic Tokyo."
That joke has layers, I tells u...

@RickiTarr

Before I take seriously any dreams you may have about terraforming Mars, buy a few acres of the worst farmland in your area, and build a no input farm on it that feeds your family year-round.

If you can't even do that, no mention of living on Mars please.

Democracy Dies in...dark mode

Ah, that's better.

@RickiTarr
*heavy Georgia accent*
"Hwell Daisy May, like I done told you before, and this here just being mine own opinion: the Lorde, he moves in mysterious ways.
You may be as ugly as belzeebub's fart, but you a child of God nontheless, and don't you let no one tells you otherwise!"

@LapTop006 @dragonfrog @dgar

#signs

Even before the cult of The Algorithm poisoned everything and everyone, I'd already long since taken up the standard approach of dealing with any bureaucracy: you have to keep trying until you find the one person working there who remembers what the organisation is supposed to do, is clever enough to listen to what you're actually sying, and cares enough about people to try.

Automated Incompetence will add another layer you have to break through before you can even start doing that.

@Mabande
This how I call my Golden Retriever btw