Mr. Murphy

I paint little plastic army men and curse entirely too much.

2025-06-14

Anyone who’s read the entire Silo series should have an ominous dread of today’s parade.

2025-06-14

Love this!!

2025-06-12

I wonder why there aren’t any ICE raids at Maralago.

2025-06-11

If you use Outlook reactions never ask me for a letter of recommendation or as a reference because I will use that opportunity to tell future employers that you’re too fucking lazy to simply reply to an email with actual text that confirms you got and understood my email.

2025-06-10

To all you asshole protest voters who voted 3rd party or didn’t vote at all because you believed the bullshit you were fed about Harris and Gaza:

This is your fault.

2025-06-08

When they not tho bc you’ve done all day is make lil ass pico de gallo.

2025-06-07

Musk pussied out and deleted his comments about Trump and Epstein and about dismantling Dragon.

2025-06-06

One of the funnier things about the whole Musk/Trump thing is the insistence by MAGA morons that this was all planned to convince Dena to call for the Epstein files to be released.

Mother fuckers, everyone EXCEPT YOU GUYS have been calling for those to be released.

2025-06-04
2025-06-02

@Sonikku @verge TIL that discussing the benefits of various systems is “silliness”. Seems maybe like you don’t trust yourself not to devolve into high school behavior in a debate.

/shrug

2025-06-02

@Sonikku @verge if your reasoning for buying an over priced, underpowered gaming system is to play a single, over priced game then please, do so.

Buuuuuuuut if you’re interested in buying an incredibly priced versatile gaming system that can play a plethora of games (including the one you mentioned with a minimum of effort) then look at the Go.

2025-06-02

@verge Or, and just hear me out here, don’t buy a Switch 2 and buy a Lenovo Legion Go instead.

2025-06-01
2025-06-01

For you “both parties are the same” fuckwits:

2025-06-01

Yuki Tsunoda just showed why he’s racing for Red Bull… unfortunately he did it to his team mate and not an opponent.

2025-05-30

Holy crap how many times am I going to buy Burnout: Paradose City? The ultimate box doesn’t activate any of the DLC or extras so you have to buy the Remastered edition now.

Fucking hell.

2025-05-27

If this is the kind of paint job Army Painter is using to get me to buy their paints, I’ll stick with Vallejo, Pro Acryl and GW. These look like ass.

2025-05-27

It would just be a real shame if the Russians were to “accidentally “ leak all the stuff they have on Trump after his seemingly staged anti-Putin rants.

2025-05-25

Crossing the streams here: Max Verstapen is the MJF of the F1 world. Dude is such a good racer but all the shitty and petty things he does distracts from the quality of his races.

2025-05-25

I may end up with some McLaren gear by the end of the day.

#formula1

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