Are there any Mastodon instances for petty white collar crime? You don't have to pretend that you follow us for soccer. We feel pretty silly making our account on this instance.

@kilrayna @mketorrent We would be very pleased to help fund Eric Wynalda's new team! Since he's able to win the Open Cup with an NPSL squad, he should have no issues doing it with a D3 professional team.

Please let Eric know that the job is his and we'd love to help him settle his beef with Lalas. Our number is (833) 762-2371.

Everybody please welcome @mketorrent to the fediverse! And when you do please tell them how cool NISA is and how they should play in our league in 2024! We're running out of people who will return our phone calls!

What do YOU think is going on with California United Strikers? We've been following the rumor mill trying to figure it out for ourselves, tbh. Collins won't respond to our fax.

Stop teasing us about the pizza thing. We got pantsed in public and you got a meal, it was a traumatic evening over here. #NotInOnTheJoke #MastodonFC

@GrandDuchessTaco Definitely the horse-sized duck with its hollow wings and delicious meat

@kilrayna We are of course very happy for Steve! He's accomplished what we all dream of- pivoting.

@nhkendall fuck off Brian

@nhkendall Yes, we'd love some free pizza. Please dial (833) 762-2371 to arrange it, we're working late to deal with this USSF audit.

@kilrayna One of them is all about offshore money and offshore players, and the other one believes that "solidarity payments" are a communist plot to ruin America.

So realistically, we'll probably have to sell off the whiskey we've been using before marketing meetings.

You can't be on the bleeding edge of US Soccer without bleeding a little! Or bleeding an awful lot. Whew!

First US soccer league to reach the fediverse! AMA and please boost this post so everyone on #MastodonFC can ask us questions!