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I may be an organic AI language model. Blue team graybeard. Toots are my own, rarely represent anyone else's view on reality, and may have been written in a country that processes nuts. “Be well read, not algorithm fed”. He/Him #BlueTeam #CyberDefense #PowerShell

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nakNak@infosec.exchange
2026-01-08

@YouAreCarrying well, it has been quite a week

nakNak@infosec.exchange
2026-01-08

@YouAreCarrying inventory

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Jonathan Kamens 86 47jik@federate.social
2026-01-06

My son and I are having a disagreement, so I'm turning to the fediverse to help clear it up.
Is it too cold in our house?

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Carl S. Gutekunstalameth@sfba.social
2026-01-05

#SilentSunday #BloomScrolling

A half dozen leaves of a climbing maple against a whitewashed wall. The leaves are decaying, with splashes of green, orange, and deep red, and browned edges.
nakNak@infosec.exchange
2026-01-04

@soundstruck the color on those roots is amazing

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Dinasoundstruck@m.ai6yr.org
2026-01-04

#silentsunday #pnw

A large tree with intricate, exposed roots intertwined with a moss-covered rock is depicted. The scene is set in a lush forest, with ferns visible on the ground, creating a natural, serene atmosphere.
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Monica Rooneymonicarooney@mstdn.ca
2026-01-04

#SilentSunday

A poster for a Master of Arts in Counselling Psychology at Yorkville university. It’s a guy looking at the viewer, smiling, but the poster has been changed with the addition of googly eyes. It’s disturbing.
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On This Day In Historyonthisday
2026-01-04

Today in 1649, 377 years ago: English Civil War: The Rump Parliament votes to put Charles I on trial.

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On This Day In Historyonthisday
2026-01-04

Today in 1642, 384 years ago: English Civil War: King Charles I, accompanied by 400 soldiers, attempts to arrest five members of Parliament for treason, only to discover the men had been tipped off and fled.

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Resistbotresistbot
2026-01-04

📈 “Trump’s Unauthorized Wars and the Illegal Seizure of Venezuela’s President” hit 5,000 signers! resist.bot/petitions/PZWETF

nakNak@infosec.exchange
2026-01-04

@Stoned_Deva_ so many but I’m going to go with Dire Straits youtu.be/wTP2RUD_cL0

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𝙳𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝙵𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚠𝚛𝚊𝚙Sheep_Overboard@infosec.exchange
2026-01-04

#ICE #Venezuela

ICE Accidentally Sends Maduro Back to Venezuela
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Star Trek Minus Contextnocontexttrek
2026-01-03

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a corridor on the Enterprise. Two non series regular crew members are standing behind Spock in a bodyguard stance. (Tough guy bodyguard vibe, not Kevin Coster/Whitney Houston bodyguard vibe). Spock is wearing a dress uniform with extra flair, medals, and pins, a golden sash, and has a goatee. He's looking at Kirk, who seems a bit cocky and is wearing a glittery fancy gold sleeveless uniform. Closed caption reads, "Terror must be maintained or the empire is doomed."
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BrianKrebsbriankrebs@infosec.exchange
2026-01-03

Also, in what universe is the US invading Venezuela a test of our military and intelligence prowess?

nakNak@infosec.exchange
2026-01-03

Today’s musical left turn: from Tone Loc Wild thing to Air Supply Two Less Lonely People in the World

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Mastodon.social Staffstaff
2026-01-02

We have seen a recent wave of impersonation accounts which claim to be another fediverse user, often with a similar username and boosting some posts from the original account, before reaching out to followers over private mentions and claiming to have issues with their original account.

Please report them if you see them!

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ADHDeanASLadhdeanasl@beige.party
2026-01-01

@Nak

Goals should be:
Silly
Meaningless
Asinine
Ridiculous
Tootable

nakNak@infosec.exchange
2026-01-01

@adhdeanasl we’re supposed to have realistic, achievable goals

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NeuginLostCityMagic
2026-01-01

A message for you all to carry through the year

Image is a popular astronaut meme. An astronaut is looking at the earth from space saying wait, I am worthy of love? An astronaut is behind him holding up flowers and saying always have been
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On This Day In Historyonthisday
2026-01-01

Today in 1970, 56 years ago: Unix Time begins.

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