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I may be an organic large language model. Blue team graybeard. Toots are my own, rarely represent anyone else's view on reality, and may have been written in a country that processes nuts. “Be well read, not algorithm fed”. He/Him #BlueTeam #CyberDefense #PowerShell

My corner in the tubes
Header image
Discworld on the shoulders of four elephants atop Great A’Tuin the World Turtle against a field of stars
X-Clacks-Overhead
GNU Terry Pratchett
The Empire
Thrives In Darkness
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2026-03-15

Stages of #Firefly grief:

1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance
6. Waiting twenty years
7. Hope.

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Paul Turnbull 🇨🇦Chigaze@mstdn.ca
2026-03-15

For those who celebrate.

Painting of the Roman Senate all holding knives up as they surround Julius Ceasar with the following text:

People are losing the spirit of the Ides of March.
It's not just about stabbing.
It's about coming together to stab in groups.
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to
2026-03-15
(Herd of sheep )  WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! HE WASN'T LOST. WE KICKED HIM OUT! (Jesus holding a multicolored sheep) I KNOW. AND I FOUND HER.

Live from the Colosseum

#RomanEraTVShows
#HashTagGames

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The Other Doug Jones 🇨🇦😎🖖 Elbows Up!dhj1961@mstdn.ca
2026-03-15

Friday Night Crucifixions

#RomanEraTVShows
#HashTagGames

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Jared White (ResistanceNet ✊)jaredwhite@indieweb.social
2026-03-15

Halt and Set Them On Fire

#RomanEraTVShows
#HashTagGames

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2026-03-15

Everyone Hates Christ

#RomanEraTVShows
#HashTagGames

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2026-03-15

Remember:
No matter where you are in life or what twisted roads you've traveled down, you're never far away from a mossy haunted cottage hiding in the woods, wreathed in gloom and malice.
Take comfort in that.

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My books cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com@bsky.brid.gy

Five cut-out-and-keep bookplates 

 Each reads ‘ex-libris’ then has a space for the owners name. The design reflects the genre:
 
 Sci-fi:
 Nanotechnology tracks the book, monitors its condition and summons a retrieval drone if necessary. 
 
 Horror:
 An ancient curse creates feelings of unease, rising to apalling, abject horror unless the book is returned. 
 
 Romance :
 Acts as an invite to the county's grandest ball, but revoked if not returned in a polite and timely manner. 
 
 Crime:
 Tailed by a dishevelled Gumshoe who Seems cynical, but loves books more than dames and bourbon. 
 
 Fantasy:
 A fellowship of heroes lead the borrower on an epic quest to return the tome to its Rightful shelf.
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2026-03-14

Sad News 😞

Motörhead guitarist Phil Campbell has passed away at the age of 64

Rest in Metal Phil 🖤

#RipPhilCampbell #motörhead

Found on Seasme Street’s account on “another social media platform”. #PiDay #Count

A pie with the face of Seasme Street’s Count von Count. Around the edge are the numbers of Pi to 12 digits made of cooked dough. On the surface the pie is resting on there are a few Pi symbols and bats also made of dough along with a rolling pin and whisk.
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Patrick C Miller :donor:patrickcmiller@infosec.exchange
2026-03-14
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Kim Possible :kimoji_fire:kimlockhartga@beige.party
2026-03-13

How many of these disasters have you experienced?

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jaz :twt: :wales_flag:jaz@toot.wales
2026-03-12

📊 Fediverse Awareness Check:

When you hit send on a post, your app sends copies of that post to be stored on up to over 40,000 connected servers (hard drives) around the world.

When you delete a post, it sends a request to those servers to delete their copy, but it can't always be guaranteed and your post may remain visible online.

Are you aware of this?

Just got the most suspicious looking email from 401k provider. After verifying it I clicked the link in a sanbox. Did it take me to a page with more info? No, it downloaded a pdf :blobcatfacepalm:

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