@godpod Abstinence: because you too can start a global religion with your magical child

@xor wonder if they're expecting people to take out paid adverts instead and try to make up all kf their lost advertising revenue as any honest company has already cut back or quit the birb 😹

@georgetakei Tesla is auto-piloting into children on crosswalks, and SpaceX is somewhat busy putting up enough satellites to make a big enough echo chamber for his ego with that new and pretty useless Starlink system.
Did I miss any?

@godpod jokes on her, I'm not having any kids 😹

Now that the games have been out for about a month, we can discuss them openly - what the hell is up with Arven? Why did Nintendo just hate that kid?
#pokemon #pokemonviolet #pokemonscarlet #pokemonsv #nintendo

@Moedray at 44bn USD, he could have gotten without insurance, 440 million sessions of therapy (going at the rate I spent trying to get hrt when I was stuck keeping it off my insurance because gross parents). He also could have bought:
A hobby
A life
A personality
Ten perfectly average Tf2 or servers hosted at fairly poor rates for quite literally millions of years still (basing off of when I paid for hosted servers)

@MeidasTouch just wait until he discovers the pictures he takes have geolocation metadata

@rbreich as another frame of reference: literally an entire generation or more. I've lived my entire life with people insisting to me that someone will hand me more money if I let them take a bigger cut 😓 as a gamer I know that's not up to snuff, even playing with a friend you always split even

@eirliani I always thought staff and advisors were on the same payroll! The more you know ✨

@Ask_aubry my brain always thought someone had to exacto out the pages and I just 🥺 thinking about damaging a copy to get a good digital read

@ftrain let's get it as a trending hashtag!
Crt monitors? In 2022? It's more likely than you think, even in the hands of a 23 year old gamer girl who just likes it retro #innernoise #innerthoughts

@eirliani trust and safety was important, but I am glad there were some with integrity to see the ship was crashing and left before they were kicked off at least. Hopefully you and other ex-staffers are doing well!

@james henlo I know no other transmascs but I will at least say hi because community is important.

@protecttruth @joshtpm it is cringe seeing them cheering that they're back honestly. I usually respond to a suspension ending with goofy gif "I'll hyukin do it again." I hope that journalism decentralizes, newspapers may be dead but the format was at least solid. Doesn't have to mean come here, but embracing us going to them and their sites not paywalling would be a good option certainly.

You're right, we need to know what kind of Pillow to offer him when he arrives, considering that's getting close to being one of the last standing advertisers

@admin Birbnet is falling, you could consider using also any link shortener since they're a dime a dozen. Even if space karen knocks one out, there are so many more. There would be a point his team has to give up, given the prevalence of shorteners as well.

@dangillmor Asking Captain Karen to unflip the banhammer is just a bad idea. Because he's so convinced he can run the show essentially solo with an half a dozen yesmen to do things for him when he's busy being a nuisance elsewhere, Birbnet is just an extension of his ego and little more. Under prior leadership you honestly didn't even know who was on the board, but at least knew it was so corporate it hurt and things were painfully normalized with occasional accidental auto-denial on tweets.

HAVING KIDS
• expensive & boring
• they will live with you for 18 years

BEFRIENDING A CROW
• cheap & exciting
• they will bring you gifts
• there is a good chance they will also be willing to do crimes for you

@roxiqt This is true, I actually did this in college and can confirm crows will commit crimes for you if you give them some noms

@JoParkerBear Unironically, I don't know if I'm millennial or what and I blame my parents constantly dissing millennials pointing their fingers at me 😂 look at me killing the housing market and the doorbell industry. If you're a 90s kid is that like X?