wtf the てき from すてき is the same kanji as enemy lmaooo wtf "pretty" literally means uncovered enemy in Japanese my mind is blown

???????

Me listening to a Japanese podcast: "why do they keep talking about improving their earthquake?"

same thing really

Me trying to guess where Japanese people put the ー、 ッ、or ァェゥィォ in their katakana bastardization of my native language

Me: it's annoying how many Japanese learning apps include so many katakana words. I don't need to study those, they're easy as a native English speaker.

The app: alright bitch

Welcome to Japanese where "un" means yes but "uun" means no.

I don't even have a switch 2, all's I'm sayin' is I don't know how much free time you'd have to have to talk so much about this shit? Just don't buy it?

People be like "nintendo is crazy for selling a game for 80 bucks" meanwhile 80 bucks today is like 50 bucks 10 years ago, then they log into league of apex and spend 60 bucks on 1 skin that doesn't do anything

Is it a compliment or an insult when your partner tells you "you look so good in that shirt, take it off before you drop half your food on it"?

if Trump deports Elon he's got my vote for a third term, fuck it

@Nawer_Rapter Wait until the community hears about how much I save by using a safety razor instead of expensive plastic cartridges!

Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I announce that I have once again successfully installed counterfeit toner into my HP printer, saving me approx 100 Euros

can't believe sans deltarune just bombed the crimean bridge

"When mountains are two times higher to hike, you better leave"

"what's kakeru mean?"

"yes"

My favorite words:

- dingbat

- whimsy

Back when I was growing up, the internet was full of weirdos and rejects and it had a certain charm to it.

Now I'm in my mid thirties and it feels like all the wrong people are on here. Sports fans, grandmas, fitness gurus...

If the internet were a country you'd catch me voting for the extremist party ready to deport all these e-migrants back to their respective locker rooms and canasta clubs.