Some of us remember the original Instagram Threads... https://www.theverge.com/2019/10/3/20895368/instagram-threads-messaging-app-close-friends-ios-android-text-photo-video

Black Mirror, a series that shows the dangers of technology, consumerism, and the British

I'm going to become very "crypto bro" about ActivityPub

This is so great https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-I5OYQ4iic&t=3090s

I like to think of this as Adobe congratulating me for NOT starting a podcast

Can't help but notice that ever since I got a girlfriend my Chess.com score has been dropping significantly...

Asked ChatGPT to write me a Dril tweet 😂

This toot might get me banned from my instance

She slobbin on my cock like Bugs Bunny with a carrot saying "What's Up Doc?"

After careful consideration, I have decided to accept the role of "Mastodon Dril". Thank you for your support and understanding

@TechConnectify U'z Got It! 😂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ORZcnpKZRw

@TechConnectify Gotta start a thread of nostalgic Chicago-area commercials https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FIqVdmtQZY

@ironicsans @tvaziri

@tvaziri Everything Everywhere All At Once, Triangle of Sadness, Glass Onion, Nope, The Menu, The Northman, Confess Fletch... And more to come!

Reading Dutch law so I don't violate the rules of my instance 🤣 #TootCommunity

@jasonrowe ah good idea about the content warning 😮

@SuperPenguin 😮

Am I allowed to shit post on Mastodon or is that just for Twitter? #DeepMastodonThoughts

Holy fucking shit, I have 2 followers!