Pam Portland

Fifty states in the rear view mirror and hundreds of blog posts ahead of me.
Find my real-life adventures and my novels at PamPortland.org

Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-05

@stu
I posted this hours ago.
Still hasn’t shown up in my feed.
Trying again.

screen shot of Mastodon app icon
Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-05

Why does the 🐳 app take an eternity to refresh the feed?

I’ll check back for any replies when they load on Wednesday.

Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-05

@ElisesWritings
Doubtful it’s you. It’s every small business that deals with the zon.

Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-05


I write bc I desperately wish I knew what happened at that point in history. Since I cannot go back myself, I’ll just make it up and let it unfold the way I wish it did.

#TimeTravelAuthors prompt for Day 5: Why do you write time travel?
Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-05
Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-05

Four paragraphs about that time I slept at the Army War College.

pamportland.org/2021/07/16/was

Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-04

@kagan
There’s pay???

Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-04

What's the worst thing about being a writer?

When you share
what you write and
no one reads it.

#WritersCoffeeClub question for 4 May: What's the worst thing about being a writer?
Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-04

Dreams aren’t always so easy to manage. Neither is being awake.

pamportland.org/2024/05/04/ami

Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-03

Does your work include pictures, maps or other custom graphics? Share your pics.

Yes, all of my blog posts include images, usually photos, or maps of places I’ve traveled, and even the occasional word clouds.

I also post a post with only photos on a single theme every now and then.

#WriterCoffeeClub question for 3 May: Does your work include pictures, maps, or other custom graphics? Share your pics.Pam Portland's blog post titled "They Closed Canada"Pam Portland's blog post titled "Great Sand Dunes National Park"Pam Portland's blog post titled "Regrets, I've Had A Few"
Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-03

@wonderbink
Congrats on winning the words edition of Where’s Waldo.

Pam Portland boosted:
2024-05-03

Even Google admits - grudgingly - that it is losing the spam wars. The explosive proliferation of botshit has supercharged the sleazy "search engine optimization" business, such that results to common queries are 50% Google ads to spam sites, and 50% links to spam sites that tricked Google into a high rank (without paying for an ad):

developers.google.com/search/b

1/

A wall of Spam cans stacked many layers high and deep. Superimposed over it are UI elements from the Google 1998 homepage: a search box, a 'Google Search' button, and an 'I'm feeling lucky' button. The middle four rows of Spam cans have been colorized to match the Google four-color logo tones.

Image:
freezelight (modified)
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Spam_wall_-_Flickr_-_freezelight.jpg

CC BY-SA 2.0
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.en
Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-03

@pretensesoup
I’ve seen a few responses to today’s Q that say no, and my first thought was, “What about the cover art?” Thanks for mentioning that.

[Technically, it was my second thought as my first thought was why bother posting a two-letter response to a Q designed to promote conversations between writers.]

Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-03

@willelm
Maps for fantasy stories can be helpful, but conversely limits readers’ imagination.

As an author you can also use the map you have as a marketing tool for social content, promotional giveaways, or break it up into pieces and tease it ahead of the book launch.

Without it, you can also encourage readers to buy your book by promoting their fan fiction creations of maps based on your book.

Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-03


Stupidest character? Oh, that’s my MC. She doesn’t always choose wisely, shall we say.

#TimeTravelAuthors prompt for Day 3: Who’s your stupidest character?
Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-03

Yet another tale of stuffed animals from my spotty and questionable youth

pamportland.org/2021/04/09/dow

Pam Portland boosted:
Ergative Absolutiveergative@wandering.shop
2024-05-03

Dear book publishers everywhere:

Hire this artist to do your covers!

instagram.com/superstarfighter

#fantasy #publishing #artists @bookstodon

Pam PortlandPamPortlandWriter
2024-05-03

@StefanThinks
Sassy! I didn’t realize you filled the spot I vacated bc I think we had the same boss.

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