@alex I am reading it right now, I was just about to come back over and say I liked the part where the girl and the interviewer "bond over having the same spirit animal — raccoon"

@Thomas the thing no one tells you is that it's really fucking funny

@Thomas bro just read Gravity's Rainbow. Literally just read Gravity's Rainbow, anyone can do it,

@platypus they are a SCOURGE

@Thomas the table is the perfect size for Russian roulette

@Aleums it's the guesthouse so it depends what kind of guest you are

@Padres I still hate them outside but only like 80% as much. Indoors they are just so cheap and awful feeling and it makes me think the place I'm in hates me

Listen man if you are gonna put your Maine cottage up for sale and if you are gonna ask $1.8 million for it, you gotta do better staging than multiple instances of The Gentrification Coffeeshop Chairs Everyone Hates

@JockJamJen @alex my boy!!!!

@alex I have never seen it because I was a 15-year-old goth when it came out and I don't have kids, but I am reading the plot summary on Wikipedia and the phrase "professes her love for the Grinch" is just alarming

@alex I saw it on Pitchfork or NPR Music or something and also I think it was in my new releases on youtube

@alex mf just learned about Snocaps

YouTube Music finally made me a recap today, and it is all wholly unsurprising except for the part where No One Was Driving the Car by La Dispute, an album that came out in September by a band I had previously known mostly through jokes about them, was my second most listened to album. This is because, as noted elsewhere on the TL, it fucking rips

@funkula oh man that is one of the horniest books I've read in a WHILE

@jontv hell yeah it does!!!!

@aud I wouldn't have thought the whole state of Utah would fit in my house, but that's Mormon magic for you

I am now looking at the bruises I got at this show and thinking "I am the dumbest boy alive"

@alex Kyle Schwarber awoooo