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Old. Knows everything and has come to solve the world's problems by talking about them. Tries (sadly) to be funny.

2026-01-31

@Kristian_Kiehling

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"How are you, I need a favor, there is a russian girl from moscow. Guzel Ganieva. she is attempting to blackmail a group of powerful biznessman in New York, it is bad for business for everyone involved. she arrived new york saturday of last week staying at the Four Seasons. on 57 street. Suggestions?"

2026-01-31

@arstechnica

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Chiaroscuro image of a man with his head in his hand against a bright blurry view through an open window.

2026-01-31

@mondoweiss

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A cartoon of two solders with a background of rubble and a skull in the foreground.

"Israel plans a large concentration camp in Gaza ..."

first solder: "What are we going to write on the main gate?".

second solder: "work will set you free!"

2026-01-31

@vicfroh

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At Nuremberg, Julius Streicher was not convicted of having committed or participated in any crimes or acts of violence himself, but was convicted on the grounds that as a journal his many speeches and articles supporting and excusing violence made him an accessory. He Hanged

Above an image of Julius Streicher wearing headphones (probably at the Nuremberg trials).

2026-01-31

@Glastomichelle

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View through a Pointed Arch of pink and grey clouds above a landscape with shades of green. There is a path disappearing over the hill, a lake on the left side, and a town on the right.

2026-01-31

@BrianJopek

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An owl nuzzles the forehead of another owl.

2026-01-31

@GossiTheDog

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Image 1:

Epstein - "How many people will you be for the helicopter to island"

Musk - "Probably just Talulah and me. What day/night will be the wildest party on our island?"

Image 2:

Epstein - "you are welcome to stay or just come for the day, plenty of room i will send heli to get you."

Musk - “Do you have any parties planned? I’ve been working to the edge of sanity this year and so, once my kids head home after Christmas, I really want to hit the party scene in St Barts or elsewhere and let loose. The invitation is much appreciated, but a peaceful island experience is the opposite of what I’m looking for.”

Epstein - "Understood , I will see you on st Barth, , the ratio on my island might make Talilah uncomfortable"

Image 3:

Epstein - "will you come to caribean this xmas? woody allen with me, you might enjoy"

Musk - “Yes"

2026-01-30

@randahl

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Picture 1: Nicki Minaj and trump posing.

Picture 2: A Trump Gold Card

2026-01-30

@RadicalGraffiti

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Four posters of a frog with its left hand up. it is wearing a blue shirt with the letters DTMF on the right breast and a whistle on a lanyard around its neck.

The posters alternate between the text "FUCK ICE" and "CHINGA LA MIGRA".

2026-01-30

@thetnholler.bsky.social

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image of Don Lemon in Washington, D.C. in 2024.Leigh Vogel / Getty Images file, from an NBC News article:

nbcnews.com/news/us-news/don-l

"STATEMENT FROM ABBE LOWELL,
ATTORNEY FOR DON LEMON
Don Lemon was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles, where he was covering the Grammy awards. Don has been a journalist for 30 years, and his constitutionally protected work in Minneapolis was no different than what he has always done. The First Amendment exists to protect journalists whose role it is to shine light on the truth and hold those in power accountable. There is no more important time for people like Don to be doing this work.
Instead of investigating the federal agents who killed two peaceful Minnesota protesters, the Trump Justice Department is devoting its time, attention and resources to this arrest, and that is the real indictment of wrongdoing in this case. This unprecedented attack on the First Amendment and transparent attempt to distract attention from the many crises facing this administration will not stand. Don will fight these charges vigorously and thoroughly in court."

2026-01-30

@Morgawr

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image of a sculpture of Aristotle above the text:

The tyrant, who in order to hold his power, suppresses every superiority, does away with good men, forbids education and light, controls every movement of the citizens and, keeping them under a perpetual servitude, wants them to grow accustomed to baseness and cowardice, has his spies everywhere to listen to what is said in the meetings, and spreads dissension and calumny among the citizens and impoverishes them, is obliged to make war in order to keep his subjects occupied and impose on them permanent need of a chief.

~ Aristotle

azquotes.com

2026-01-30

@BrianJopek

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Two dogs, wearing collars, look through a fence. The front dog is white, black, and tan and has their paws and nose through the fence. The back dog is all black and has one paw on the fence.

2026-01-29

@jonvt

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Three images showing tabs in the main content window.

2026-01-29

@arstechnica

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Image of a lone house sitting in and completely surrounded by calm water. There is a flagpole with flags in front of the house and trees to one side.

"A home is surrounded by floodwater from the Mississippi River on May 3, 2023, in Albany, Illinois. Credit: Scott Olson/Getty Images"

2026-01-29

@GossiTheDog

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Bloomberg
Amazon Found 'High Volume' Of Child Sex Abuse Material in AI Training Data.
The tech giant reported hundreds of thousands of cases of Child Sex Abuse Material but won’t say where it came from.

2026-01-28

@VeroniqueB99

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revivalistkimadcock63

URGENTLY....
WE NEED TO PRAY FOR PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP

ohthatmomglow

Every day I pray that he falls down a flight of stairs, shitting himself the entire way down. All while being filmed.

2026-01-28

@OccuWorld

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From CzechCoconutCommunity on reddit.

An image of Delaney Hall with the face of New Jersey resident Jean Wilson Brutus in the lower right corner.

Below this, the text, "breaking news:
41-year-old Haitian man dies just one day after entering ice custody at Newark's Delaney Hall".

2026-01-28

@RickiTarr

Looks like a job for Cake Wrecks!

cakewrecks.com/

(actually they only post professional wrecks)

2026-01-28

@SheDrivesMobility

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carter
@Carter_OW
My eyes are very bad, I can't drive due to it. Taking Uber/cabs to work, I've noticed something. Over time, Uber will raise the price if they reason that you *must* go to a place. That you rely on them. From $9.50avg to $23avg within 6 months.

I wrote a small program to
- Create new uber account
- Create new proxy credit card
- Request ride to given destination from current

Back down to $9.50 avg. Tech companies are so comically evil that it's transcended unfunny.

2026-01-28

@randahl

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Former Republican congressman Denver Riggleman, stands smiling next to a snowy road with snow covered hills and buildings in the background. To his left is a building with a poster of trump and epstein. the top of the poster says, "Yes NATO", and the bottom of the poster says, "No pedo".

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