@ratking That's... kinda what I said.

@pixelate Now that I could live with.

@pixelate And now, you lost me. I'm afraid of cats.

@pixelate This is true. All sorts of shifters from what I understand.

@pixelate I mean, vampires live eternally. So, there has to be a way, right?

@pixelate You literally couldn't be. No more weight issues... but the down side, if you can't eat, how do the bones stay hard? Not that could be a problem.

@pixelate It's even better than a vampire! I can be out day and night, and I don't even have to eat blood. LOL, we really took this to a whole other level.

@pixelate Sadly, I'm there with you, over here imagining a skeleton walking around but talking and such like a regular human being.

@pixelate LOL, that would be a terrible way to go. But no, I never knew a jar of vaceline would be so useful.

@pixelate I'm sure it's part my fault for not bandaging it like I should, but I honestly didn't think it was that bad. Joke's on me.

Pro tip: Don't evern burn your arm on the glass door of a toaster oven. You'll think you got away fast enough, and then you'll spend the next week putting every cream, spray, whatever it is to get the itching to stop while it heals, including but not limited to being so pissed off and miserable that you google at 6:00 in the morning, when you went to bed at 4:00, if lidocaine will stop itching. Yeah, that's been my last week. Lovely, right? - Sam

Sometimes
Silence is
The only way
We have left
To scream.

#poetry

@lexipic Hmm, never heard of it.

@Cam Yep, been there. And, I was even trying to take probiotics to counteract it.

@gocu54 It is indeed a beautiful thing. You can also still use a phone in a loud environment, because you don't have to hear your device.

Re last boost: Yeah, might work for some.

Emotional Support Writing

A teacher put four worms in four separate containers:
• One in beer
• One in wine
• One in whiskey
• One in mineral water

The next day, the results were:
• The worm in beer? Dead.
• The worm in wine? Dead.
• The worm in whiskey? Dead.
• The worm in mineral water? Alive and squirming.

The teacher asked the class,
“What lesson can we learn from this?”

A student raised their hand and said:
“If you drink beer, wine, and whiskey… you won’t have worms!”

@RainbowRemedy 73 in the summer, 70 in the winter.