i still think luis guzman should be the next james bond

me dealing with the heat and crowds in italy while being autistic and on corticosteroids

@betamaxdc 🗿🐔🤏

@gobborg yup!

went all the way to florence, italy and this is the best i can do

dudes here are awesome looking ngl

i really like the fanta outside of usa

it’s my third time here in switzerland and still cant find those st bernards with little barrels of booze strapped to their necks

Crappy job...

milano centrale train terminal is cool and so busy, and everyone’s smoking anywhere they want lol it smells like the 90s jajaja

loud ass obviously-usa woman: *takes huge bite of croissant then yells out with her mouth full* “CAN I GET A TO-GO CUP FOR MY CAPPO-CHEENO”

every time i come to europe i love it, and im trying hard to not idealize this place because every region has their problems but at least here in italy my daughter won’t get shot to death just for being at school

pretty rough traveling with these kids of mine lol

*generic foreign accent*

“perhaps you keeds prefer — how do you say — stay the fuck at home wiss your precious ipad yes? is good?”

at this point i probably know how to speak italian better than some of my italian american friends lol imma start speaking italian to their grandparents just to hear them say im “more italian” than their grandkids 🤣

last time i’m traveling with my 18yo jfc lol

after a week in rome, im changing my name to toiletus tacostino maximus

@glencoe me helpful: bruh, you good? imma call 911, oh wait that’s you jajajaja

wtf he think this is a pizza hut lmao i can’t wait for the mf to order a “latte” and get all mad when they give him a plain glass of milk