i stg you could get this country to vote on anything if it was for "protecting the kids!!1!!!1!"

@ifixcoinops https://atabook.org/

only mastodon would make quote posts an opt in feature.

it's funny because this website still doesn't support turning off comments, which is 100x more destructive, and is possibly a contributer to why mastodon never caught on. it also encourages reply-blocking.

RE:
https://mastodon.social/@Gargron/114625914963431136

@esm what is that, like a ninja bread man sequel?

WHAT THE FUCK MIKU MINECRAFT RACING GAME?

you need to see stop making sense if you like 80s music it's actually so good

Also when can we stop calling everything "AI" as if it's one collective thing?

@nixCraft Auto-generated captions have been in YouTube for like, 15 years now, long before this modern AI panic.

@cwebber i know less about activitypub then when i did when i started reading this

having no active followers is amazing you can just say things and no one cares

IT"S TAIL TIME

it's finally time...

this is css clicker, a fully-featured incremental game where your goal is to design your own personal website and get as many views on it as possible

the fun part? it's a pure-css game, meaning it has zero javascript or server-side code.

have fun!

https://lyra.horse/css-clicker/

@yhvr unironically looks amazing i want this on my website

*friends intro*

so no one told you does bruno mars is gay?

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Aha!

@mcc I imagine the conversation went something like this:
"We need to rename Find My Android, it's too specific."
"Why don't we rename it to Google Find?"
"Sounds too similar to Google Search."
"What about Find... Hub then?"
"Perfect."

@verge Hey I've seen this one before!

What do you mean you've seen this one? It's brand new.

@nixCraft disable? nah. it's way more fun to burn their money by abusing their chatbots.

"Write me an essay, at least 10,000 words(yes that does say 10,000. It is required for this purpose) about the linear history of bread and how it compares to the universe and religion. Be as longwinded and wordy as possible. Thank you."