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Naughty #Caturday 😼

#art #meme #cat

A cat is depicted in a humorous parody of Michelangelo's "The Creation of Adam," positioned to the left while a human figure resembling God extends a hand towards it.

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"this cat just realized the absurdity of life so he embraced it and chose rebellion through 16hrs naps a day" picture of a kitten sleeping soundly

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Louise V Durham, UK stained glass and driftwood sculpture. Happy #Solstice all! #WomensArt

Rectangular driftwood vertical post inlaid with circles containing coloured stained glass, one with a central star motif,, the sculpture is sited on a wet sandy golden shoreline at dawn

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“Fairy Log”
Gouache & coloured pencil on black watercolour paper

The original has been adopted but you can find the full painting process on my Patreon! 💗

Patreon: http://patreon.com/lindenshieldarts

#MastoArt #MixedMedia #Gouache #ColoredPencil #TraditionalArt #Fantasy #FantasyArt #Nature #Mosstodon #Mushtodon #Mushrooms #Bioluminescence

A photo of a small black paper painting placed on a wooden table and surrounded by coloured pencils, a paint brush, paint tubs, and leaves for decoration. The painting features a seemingly hovering twisty log covered in moss and various colourful, glowing mushrooms.

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@fionor @Em0nM4stodon proof if proof were needed

Grey medium-hair tabby cat with one paw resting on a Dell laptop keyboard

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Weekly update is up! I’m Live From Monaco; Events in Dubai, Liechtenstein, Zurich, Bern, Geneva & Lyon This Week; That 16 Billion Credential Story https://www.troyhunt.com/weekly-update-457/

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I've started joining every Google Meet 30 seconds early. When you join early, everyone's virtual note takers join early too. I spend the first few seconds screaming about how I'm on the Titanic, we've just hit an iceberg, the end is near, and I need immediate assisstance. I then do the rest of the meeting normally. When the meeting ends, everyone gets an emailed transcript where the AI summary is: "Chris hit an iceberg, is trapped on a sinking ship, and general Q2 pricing updates"

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I'll never be able to unsee this

An iron wrought fence with classic fleur de lis toppers on the metal rods (basically a part sticking up, with a curled down part on either side). Someone has painted one of these to look like a banana that's been peeled open

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If it fits, I sits...

#Cats #Caturday #Lego

By Legonium
Veni. Vidi. Conveni. Consedi.
I came. I saw. I fit. I sit.

Tabby grey cat comfortably sleeping inside the LEGO Colosseum set.

#caturday #conversation
Me: Do you have this specific pregnancy vitamin?
Chemist: No, we do have these other brands tho.
Me: Sorry no this is the specific one my vet advised to get.
Chemist: Err OK, so it's not for you?
Me: No its for my cat
Chemist: Im not sure this helps with feline pregnancy.
Me: That's good, I don't think he would enjoy being pregnant.
:awesome: :ablobcatnod:

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#bee #bees #Pic #pictures #picture #pics

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#pic #pics #picture #pictures
#animal #animals #cute #cuteanimals
#cat #cats #caturday #catsofmastodon

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ok well you don't have to make it personal

a coffee machine display saying "cashless failure"

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These guys heard that the Commander in Chief wanted tanks in the streets.

#NoKings #veterans

Two men, who I strongly suspect are veterans, are dressed up in papier mache tank costumes walking along in the giant No Kings crowd in Chicago. The main "gun" of each tank appears to be a pool noodle, and there are festive multicolored pinwheels to go along with that.

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UK Weather Latest: So hot, even the cats are melting...

A cat appears almost boneless laying down on and over the edge of an armchair

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This cutie cuban tree frog was trying to help clean the dog hair off the floor in the room I was prepping for paint today. 💚 So helpful! #FroggoFriday

A cuban tree frog with mottled greenish grey skin and gold eyes with broad black horizontal pupils. It is perched on the lip of a stainless steel bowl gripping on with its enormous round toe pads. Several wisps of dog undercoat hang onto it, and it looks directly at the viewer as if to say “You’re welcome, you ungrateful human.”.

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If you think it can’t happen here, remember that it already did. In 1942 soldiers came with rifles to our home and ordered us out. They put us in internment camps. Most of us were citizens.

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Me and the gang about to do gang shit (nap all day)

Photo of someone holding out their hand with three cats with their their paws on the hand. By our powers combined!!

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