What are we supposed to tell our children when they ask why none of their M&Ms have a penis?

For the first time in my adult life I own a pair of slippers! Stoked to try em out!

Y’all they’re literally trying to monopolize our food chain when grocery prices are high and pretty much nobody’s talking about it.

If your last name is Stahl you’re not guaranteed to play in the NHL but it definitely helps your chances.

Pretty indifferent. Overall I like Argentina as a team more, but also have some good family friends in France and would be happy for them. Wanted a good game and that was delivered!

Cold winter morning. Heated blanket. Cat. World Cup game. Perfect.

The new Christmas Story movie was an excellent execution. Just the right amount of self-awareness cheese without ever crossing the line, great characters and call backs, heartfelt, great take on Ralphie’s development, not too obvious. I dug it.

@scubacat3 truth

Based on my cat’s behavior, a heated blanket has nothing on a pizza box

First time trying a vid here

Too much sleep is bad for you. Ever notice how depressed and deep rest sound the same?! Huh?!?! *exhales*

Gettin’ in that holiday spirit!

I don’t know much about soccer but I think in shoot outs what makes the difference is the goaltender psyching out the shooter. I remember watching Buffon play where he’d be moving around and he’s such a tall and kinda lanky dude it would just psych them out and they’d miss.

Croatia recently had a neo-nazi football fanbase get chased out of Milan and Brazil recently elected a leftist. So, I gotta go Brazil on this one. #WorldCup2022

Krysten Sinema stands for absolutely nothing except what Wall Street wants but she dresses like Sailor Moon or something. It’s odd she’d leave the Democrats since she’s exactly what they’re looking for.

I mean, yeah, this does track

I’m standing in solidarity by never learning how to play Wordle #NYTStrike

“If you work hard (they mean obscene unhealthy amounts) you’ll get ahead!”
“Ahead to where?”
“Just, you’ll work a bunch, and earn stuff.”
“And then what?”
“You work more and alot.”
“This sounds shitty.”

Did a video today about child labor laws being broken everywhere and most of the comment section is like, “oh, cool!”

Two totally normal headlines. Nothing to see here.