@Dracodare but melons should be going to feeding ME

@Dracodare gimme your lunch money so I can invest in war bonds and pharmaceutical stock nerd

@Dracodare findomming you to be financially responsible and treat yourself to nice things when you can afford it

mfs will be like "im an atheist" and then start praying to god when i attach a car battery to their testicles

fucked up in the crib listenin to paganini

"One step was all it took to cripple your nation permanently~. Now let's find out what a second step does~."

@Dracodare sorry, you need a sense of smell to join 😔
you can be a snackrifice instead

took my boots off n accidentally started a new religion smh

oh yea vore day was a thing have these

@soren_ocelot oh wait I'm fucking stupid mastodon didn't show me what post this was in reply to and my scrambled freshly awoken brain assumed it was the drawing I made literally right before I went to bed

@soren_ocelot that's not a dear that's a human lol

actually wait im stupid these were april, not july
and two more for KittyCatCaptain and GaleFierre