what the fuck is going on in this movie it seems to be some kind of halloween sequel and there's a guy who... wants to meet jason? fuck him? copy him? what?

j g wentworth voice: it's your hog; crank it when *you're* horny!

four hours sleep and two horrible coffees and folks, my face feels weird

honoring traditional mastodon values (2nd Coffee Nut Dunkies)

fuck powdered creamer, might as well drink asbestos

oh yeah i know all the typefaces: helvetica, times new roman, genshin impact,

annoyed cuz i wasn't prepared for how much portugal fits my playstyle in civ 6

@georgespolitzer imagine a vampire saying this

ugh this coffee is terrible who made this (we're all looking for the person who did this)

it's girl scout time!

@georgespolitzer @hyphae the vibrations... yes

i like giraffes. normal amount

@georgespolitzer dang :( by the time i got some they were keeping it behind the counter like sudafed. good luck with busses

@georgespolitzer have you tried the death lemonade yet?

@KC 🫡

@georgespolitzer what soup

going tim curry mode with chandragupta rn

had an idea for a skit...

tcgplayer dot com doubles down on anti-worker stance by refusing to negotiate with union

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