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Before there were memes, The Soup Nazi reigned supreme.

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It’s . Go ahead and splurge. Just be sure to avoid any sixty-year-old pastries.

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Happy Holidays. Now put down the phone and go spend some time with your loved ones.

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If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

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Get your Festivus shopping done now and order The Bro.

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Claire: Jerry! Hi!

Jerry’s brain:
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it
don’t say it

Jerry:

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: Leave work early.

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Bosco!

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Wake up to reality.

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Do you watch Seinfeld?

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One taught me love
One taught me patience
One taught me pain

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Dealbreaker: y/n?

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Hey, how about this: ketchup and mustard in the same bottle?

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No one enjoys finding out they're the ugly friend.

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Splendid, magnificent.

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That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

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You can't believe this woman. She's one of those low-talkers. You can't hear a word she's saying! You're always going 'excuse me?', 'what was that?

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Elaine: Where’s Kramer?

Jerry: Who knows? It’s like asking where’s Waldo.

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