july the 4th be with you

reply to tweet, *rate limited*. view tweet, *rate limited*. jesus christ, musk is a moron.

oh eel lawn mussk decided to fuck with every API which means it's not cross-tweeting to mastodon anymore. right! maybe i'll start using this more

imo streamer twitter is "healthier" when stupid drama exists but as a now-bystander I'd rather do without

RT @jeffmasters1@twitter.com

Obsessed with this bookstore https://t.co/Ahn1OWNPXX

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/jeffmasters1/status/1619828408107831296

I’m begging of you, please give this a bread 🍔

⚠️⚠️ IF YOU ARE BUYING A WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER, WHOPPER, JUNIOR, DOUBLE, TRIPLE WHOPPER, FLAME-GRILLED TASTE WITH PERFECT TOPPERS, I RULE THIS DAY. AT BK, HAVE IT YOUR WAY. YOU RULE ⚠️⚠️

RT @SickosCommittee@twitter.com

We beveled this Whopper thing we made too https://twitter.com/sickoscommittee/status/1619509048704892933

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SickosCommittee/status/1619805532961005568

effin birds calendars for 75% off at B&N. oh happy day

RT @FastBreakCards@twitter.com

🔥 FBC Fire Freebie #504🔥

Cost: FREE - Free S&H

2020 NFL Select Blaster

When does it end? February 19th, 2023 @ 5 PM

Follow, Like, Retweet to be entered. (Must be maintained for the entire giveaway period.)

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/FastBreakCards/status/1619094683950481409

RT @FastBreakCards@twitter.com

🔥 FBC Fire Freebie #502🔥

Cost: FREE - Free S&H

Pokémon Shining Legends ETB

When does it end? February 19th, 2023 @ 5 PM

Follow, Like, Retweet to be entered. (Must be maintained for the entire giveaway period.)

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/FastBreakCards/status/1614385505487163392

@Waffleophagus 30 minutes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phtSLNbyxQ0

RT @ca_dmv_bot@twitter.com

Customer: FIST IS A COMBINATION OF THE WORDS FIESTA ST, AND IS DEFINED AS DRIVING A FIESTA ST. I AM DRIVING A FIESTA ST, HENCE, I AM FISTING
DMV: COULD HAVE SEXUAL CONNOTATION

Verdict: DENIED https://t.co/nQLCzPnHSJ

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ca_dmv_bot/status/1618096327493292032

RT @SimuLiu@twitter.com

Please consider donating to the Monterey Park Lunar New Year Victims' Fund, verified by @gofundme@twitter.com: https://www.gofundme.com/f/monterey-park-lunar-new-year-victims-fund.

The shooter, Huu Can Tran, 72, has taken his own life after a standoff with police. We remain in a state of confusion and grief.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SimuLiu/status/1617664780873138176

RT @ericwhiteback@twitter.com

Apparently US Customs can *not* comprehend the sealed video game market…

They broke the acrylic holder, ripped and threw out the seal, and sliced the front of the box off…

This *was* a $3,000 game.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ericwhiteback/status/1617553485083578368

RT @ericwhiteback@twitter.com

Card of the day…a terribly off-center Brett Maher 😂🙅🏻‍♂️

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/ericwhiteback/status/1617354568605773828

*deep sigh*

RT @sawdustbear@twitter.com

It's not that it is 65% Asian, it's that there are three Ranch 99s in a three mile radius and the Alhambra has better special event takeout and the one on Atlantic is a bit messier but has good fish tanks, and that's what we mean by it's an Asian community.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/sawdustbear/status/1617227439763263489

RT @beyonkz@twitter.com

#MontereyPark is home for my diasporic family. It is where you find the best damn Chinese food in the U.S. It is the 1st Asian ethnoburb: an ethnic enclave in the 'burbs that thrives b/c it refuses to assimilate, instead unapologetically catering to its own immigrant community.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/beyonkz/status/1617200645261377538

RT @StopAAPIHate@twitter.com

Our statement on the devastating events in Monterey Park. #StopAAPIHate

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/StopAAPIHate/status/1617221230805016577