@RobSF I was going to reply that he looks kind of derpy but then realized, so do I.

You know, I don’t know how the bar got set so low for these birds, but not _every_ blue heron is automatically “great.” This one, for instance, is maybe a 7, tops.

@codeofamor @TheBreadmonkey
My guess is that you’ve given a bath to a small human before. 😄

At work we are required a badge in at least once a week and I decided to run out to the building and get it with over for the week. It’s Sunday after 5 PM and there shouldn’t be anyone there. There’s no security guard working on Sunday. I have no makeup on and my hair looks like it’s never been touched by a brush before. Pulled into the big-ass parking lot and this is what I see. SUNOVAB*TCH!

@albnelson
I mean, I don’t really blame him. It’s hard to make a decision when you’ve got so many good toys. 😄

Pic from when my son was little.
Me: “Put the toys that you want to play with during your bath into the tub.”
😑😑😑

A friend took these lovely photos while hiking in the desert outside of Las Vegas a couple of days ago.

#bloomscrolling

I am trying to write an involved technical document that fairly represents the views and priorities of many contributors.

Elsewhere in the same house, a child has found a kazoo.

#photography

I am surely alone in this, but this might be my fav photo by me. Def top 10.

Woo! Won a trifecta bet on the Kentucky Derby. I made a 50 cent bet because I like to go big or go home. 😂 Still, can’t complain about winning $115. I wish I’d have at least put down five bucks. Oh well.

#KyDerby

@TheBreadmonkey Clarifying to say, I don’t think you look like this, I just think it would be funny to come out in a vest without a shirt on underneath. 😄

@TheBreadmonkey
I don’t know why, but this is what I’m imagining. 😂

@TheBreadmonkey
Quickly put on a vest so that when you serve it to your family, you can say, “I’m being zesty in my vest-y”. 😎

The best part about watching the local Kentucky Derby coverage is getting to see cool people like this.

#KYDerby #Fashion

Oh my gosh, with teenage boys, you have to enjoy the moments of vulnerability when you can get them. I asked my 17yo what he wanted to order in for lunch and he randomly added this comment. 🥹❤️
(I’ve been hospitalized three times in the past two years with a recurring medical issue, which is probably why thinks about this more than other kids his age).

#Love #Family

@CasualPiDay
😬 Maybe try some honey instead.

@Pomegranatepirate
Oh, I did see a name on there, but like I said, I have CRS so I don’t remember it. Seriously, if someone put a gun to my head and made me try to remember, “I’d be like I think it’s the first name starts with an A but that’s it man.” But I don’t blame you for being wary about posting your first and last name. I’m paranoid about that kind of stuff. And I’m the same way about commenting or liking old posts of people. Not sure if that seems creepy or not. I’m glad I’m not the only one with these worries. 😄
Anyway, I’m glad your partner encourages your writing. You should definitely keep doing it.

@CasualPiDay
Right? Thank you. Now I’m thinking maybe I can get by with using the old one even though it’s got a couple of holes in it. It’s cotton, but it’s an open weave style and if I had any kind of sewing or knitting skills, I’m sure it could be fixed. Now I’m like, who the hell am I trying to impress on vacation? I don’t know these people. It’s not like someone is gonna go back home and recall their vacation, “Oh yeah, my trip was perfect except for that time I saw this lady walking around with her hole-y beach cover-up.” 😂