Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰

Old fart (52), #cryptid Ξ˜Ξ”, #greymuzzle #furry, #nonbinary (she/they), #demisexual / #greyace, #disabled / #ChronicallyIll (#MS, #SjΓΆgrens, #cPTSD, etc.), & #neurokin (#AuDHD / #ADHD / #ActuallyAutistic) #artist / #crafter in #Norway. βš§οΈβ™ΏοΈβ™ΎοΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡§πŸ‡» Married to @lettosprey; mom of @AaronZA. 🚫 #NoNFTs / #NoAI / #NoBots 🚫

Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
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2025-05-19

(cont...)This incident has even put mastodon in the news.

A local Norwegian fediverse superhero took matters into his own hands.

Literally.

A large amount of posters were removed and trashed. One newspaper did coverage of this, linking to the persons mastodon post.

This is regarded vandalism, police is looking into the case, and exactly what the result will be is unknown.

Democracy is a fragile thing, we know that. Money buys influence and the power that comes with it, and laws that prevents foreign capital to buy political influence are WAY more important than laws against removing posters from those that ignore these laws.

Norway is a small country, and we even share a small border with Russia. To not help a country under attack is the worst investment ever for us.

Russia has a keen interest in our northern ports, and the US is less keen on protecting their former allies, and more keen on grabbing from them (Greenland).

And this potentially desperate act from Russia shows that we matter.

Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
Lett Osprey :v_pan: :v_enby: :therian:lettosprey@tech.lgbt
2025-05-19

Did #Russia just "invade" Norway?

For "international viewers", a "fun" thing happened in #Norway a few days ago, spanning 17th of may, our "Constitution Day" (a day Norwegians tend to take very seriously)

A brand new political party apparently popped up. "Peace and Fairness", and in fairness it is not new, it was founded a couple of years ago, but until that point, very few was aware it exited.

But then, ad banners. Seemingly every available ad slot on the subway carriages in Oslo were decorated with the message that Norway should NOT be spending millions to support Ukraine, the war should be solved with peace negotiations, and we could get "free public transport" for a fraction of what was spent on war.

Exactly how one peace negotiate with someone that does not want to, seems irrelevant.

This adcampain costed a lot. The party has registered 50.000kr in donations. Where they got the 1.4 million to pay for this, well, they refuse to tell.

Foreign political funding is illegal. Did Russia? (cont..)

Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
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2025-05-19

Trying to help an old relative in the US who is struggling with the cost of everything going up, and now they risk losing internet.

Trying to check alternatives and whatnot, I have a hard time wrapping my brain around prices and setup in the US. I was thinking "Ok, so if they get a better cellphone subscription, they may not need internet in addition, just use hotspot".

We pay like US$40 pr month for cellphone + extra simcard + 1Tb of data. It near removes the need for an "normal" internet connection.

Given that Norway has some of the highest prices for cellphone subscription in Europe, I thought, surely, there must be something like this, if not even better, in the US.

Seems I was wrong about that.

"Get 30Gb, with 5Gb hotspot use!!"

... I thought the beauty of having free capitalism with horrible public healthcare, no labor rights etc, would at least be "cheaper stuff".

Can't even blame Trump for this shit.

Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
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2025-05-19

We rescue 12 babies from a burning house without thinking about it, but that I should do my tax return in the next 3 months gives me a nervous breakdown.

The image is a meme divided into two sections, each depicting a different scenario related to ADHDers. The left side shows a woman sitting on a throne, holding a staff and a book, with a confident and composed expression. She is dressed in a flowing blue gown, and the background features a circular window with intricate designs. The text above this image reads, "ADHDers dealing with extreme situations."

The right side of the image shows a frightened, crouching figure in a corner, wearing a red mask with exaggerated facial features. The figure appears to be in a state of panic or distress, with its knees drawn up to its chest and hands covering its face. The background is plain and dark, emphasizing the figure's vulnerability. The text above this image reads, "ADHDers dealing with minor inconveniences."

The meme humorously contrasts the calm demeanor of someone facing significant challenges with the exaggerated reaction to minor issues, using the visual elements to convey the difference in emotional responses.
Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
Natasha Jay (she/her) πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊNatasha_Jay@tech.lgbt
2025-04-24

UK: Even the Evening Standard is urging people not to vote Labour in the upcoming elections because of its horrific transphobia, racism, xenophobia and ableism. Labour is already Reform.

standard.co.uk/comment/keir-st

#UK #UKpol #UKpolitics #Labour

Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
Oksii ✚ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦oksii33.ukr.monster@bsky.brid.gy
2025-03-02

Times Square, New York. Rally in support of Zelensky and condemnation of Trump's actionsπŸ₯Ή

Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
2025-03-02

doing more experimentation with tiled patterns! this time some fishy birbs :> I got osprey brain

#furryart #birdsofmastodon #birdart

A very busy tiled pattern of ospreys and different kinds of fish. One osprey is flying, and the other is diving with a fish in its beak. There are several kinds of fish filling up the negative space -- bullhead, sockeye salmon, chinook salmon, and rainbow trout. They're all on top of a blue background with subtle waves and dots
Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
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2025-02-24

Disney: Cancelled
Amazon Prime: Cancelled
GitHub (Microsoft): Cancelled (replaced with locally run opensource git tea)
Google Storage: Cancelled (replaced with locally run ssh / sftp + native android apps)

Brand aware shopping is drastically increased.

This is not about "feeling better by not giving money to the greedy companies", this is "survival mode".

Money saved will go to FOSS / Indie projects, specially queer run ones. Again, not to "feel better about myself", this benefits me as well.

The more people are safe, the safer I am.

Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:

S'up? Why don't you come inside?
#Fursuit #fursuitfriday

Streifi in his gryphon fursuit standing on a wooden stairs in front of a small wooden cottage, looking at the viewer.
Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
Lett Osprey :v_pan: :v_enby: :therian:lettosprey@tech.lgbt
2025-02-22

We cannot fight the far right without seing the gateway that the unfairness that bad distribution of wealth creates.

We cannot fight the far right without realizing what the continious preassure to be successful, and the result of failing, or even the fear of failing, creates.

We create teams, teams of people like ourselves, and we play the money game with these teams, because that strengthen our chances.

I am gonna repeat this over and over and over. If you are scared of fascism, vote for solidaric wealth distribution. Vote for politics that gives people the safety that should they fail, they will be ok.

Vote for a less competitive capitalistic drive, where it is ok to realax. Ok to let your guard down. Safe to be yourself.

We are pushed into black vs white, straight vs queer, men vs women teams, we are told to be less racist, less homophobic, etc, but, somehow to hord wealth, to oppress by the size of your bank account, is neveer questioned, in fact, it is "wrong" to question.

We need to.

Vote left.

Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
Lett Osprey :v_pan: :v_enby: :therian:lettosprey@tech.lgbt
2025-02-22

In the battle against #nazis #fascists and other bad people, we have to face some uncomfortable truths. Bad people are generally bad for a reason, and unless we isolate that reason. we are NEVER going to fight the far right. Norwegians are not that "genetically different" from people in the US, yet we seem less likely to vote for fasicsts than those that migrated over to the US.

"I am glad we moved to Norway" our son told us at one point, "I would probably have not been a very good person had I grown up there".

It's a self awareness that seem rare, because we are so often set at pointing at bad people as people that just "are that way" no matter what. But look to Germany. Why are far right #AfD strong, in former east German areas?

Is it right of wealthy people in the former west to point to people in less wealth privileged areas and say "you are bad!". And not realize that they would probably also have been, had they been there.

In the fight against #Trump, I miss this retrospective.

Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
2025-02-16

furaffinity.net/view/59820407/

Federal Election in Germany is in two weeks. If I find out afterwards that anybody of you voted for the thinly veiled nazi party, I am going to do whatever I can that you will no longer be welcome in this community. It is my responsibility. Our responsibility.

#furry #fckafd #furryart

Anthropomorphic dog character behind barbed wire. They're wearing 1930's prisoners garb and a badge with a pink triangle. They are prisoner in a german death camp. Caption: Long ago, yet too close to forever.
Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
Lett Osprey :v_pan: :v_enby: :therian:lettosprey@tech.lgbt
2025-02-16

Keyboard and mouse.
Keyboard and MOUSE.

Dang, I had a nagging feeling I got this purchase wrong.

picture of keyboard and bird
Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
2025-02-16

Dear Vice President Vance,

1. It is rude to interfere with domestic affairs of allied states.

2. Interference without any knowledge about the state of affairs is obnoxious on top of rude.

3. The freedom of speech in Europe is perfectly fine. Any evidence to the contrary is anecdotal at best.

4. Go fuck yourself.

Sincerely, a European.

Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
2025-02-16

D is for...Demon Duck! For @KarinWanderer 's #ArtABCs alphabet prompt series.

#watercolor #sketchbook #duck #demon

Watercolor duck hovering above the ground, with feet pointed unnaturally downward. Other than bright orange/yellow bill and feet, the duck is very dark in color. Eyes are glowing. Evil hand-written text says "Quack".
Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰Swandog@meow.social
2025-02-16

A silly Valentine's pic I did for my hub-birb, @lettosprey, in response to the little baggy of fancy chocolates they got me yesterday. πŸ₯°πŸ’˜πŸ’πŸ¬πŸͺΆ

#DigitalArt #FurryArt #Furry #Birbs #BirdArt #VDayArt #VDay #Valentines #Albatross #Osprey #Medibang

Digital toony-style Valentine's Day pic of my hub-birb's osprey OC giving my albatross OC a baggy of fancy chocolates shaped like sea creatures, and she noms on their head and glomps them in gleeful response. They're both surrounded by a heart-shaped border on a pink background.
Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
2025-02-05

Open invitation to all public servants and public organizations.

Public Social Media is here for you.

Create a Mastodon Fediverse account and communicate directly with the public, free of corporate tech gatekeepers.

These times are too important to trust public information to corporate overlords.

joinmastodon.org/

#PublicSocialMedia

Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
2025-02-05

@spocko @uspolitics

"We don't have a fourth branch of government called Elon Musk."

#ImpeachTrump #DeportMusk #uspol

Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
2025-02-05

see this is what happens when you pretend to be religious but don't actually know how the story ends

Tweet from some yahoo named Jack Miladim to Justin Trudeau: had canada been trearing us fairly, this would never have happened. So buckle up Canada, you're taking on goliath
Swandog (Xenia Eliassen) βœŠοΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‰ boosted:
2025-02-03

#FursuitFriday photo from ancient times...

(EF23, Ancient Egypt)

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