"Over or under" toilet paper roll? Not in my bathrooms. They represent the tops, bottoms, and sides of the tank. #TheSims4 #BathroomClutterKit (custom content "empty roll" available on TSR by CycloneSue)

Whoops. Haven't posted here in a bit. LOL

He pauses from typing to rub his temples.
He gets up to stretch. Bones & knuckles creak and pop.
He sits back down.
He leans forward and types:

That moment you realize, "I've become the Cowardly Lion. I was never going to be a Dorothy."

#ThatsThePost

The best-case scenario for me is 5-way split of the House so we can finally make an American version of #Borgen.

Okay, well Wrecking Ball into I Will Always Love You is how 2022 is going out on my TV with Dolly and Miley. Not on my bingo card but here we are! LOL #HappyNewYear2023

I hate it

"I can't wait to see Trump's cards for pennies at the Goodwill." A friend that doesn't understand NFTs.

I'm here for this! #Extraordinary will be on Disney+ in most parts of the world and Hulu in the US. Totally making "I'm not depressed, I'm in the middle of a redemption arc!" my mantra going into 2023. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdtyxmTRABs

Christmas!

'Do you have a stanky, rancid ass? Are you an absolutely disgusting person for not using our soap? Try Lume!" Commercials every 15 minutes.

Do you have a stanky rancid ass? Are you an absolutely disgusting person for not using our soap? Try Lume!" Commercials every 15 minutes.

Elonald Muskump about to make sure a Tesla is shuts down when someone tries to drive into a Chevy dealer lol

it’s so funny that all elon had to do is shut up for like one month and all the advertisers would have quietly come back and funded him for next year

but he cannot fucking shut up

Fecking feck you feckers! The Banshees of Inisherin is a dark comedy until it is just dark. "That's how my mammy died!" got a big laugh. Not too deep, and the themes drop like anvils within the sparse dialog like in a 90s arthouse film. So of course, I loved it. 50% of the dialog is "feck!"

The wild true story of the real #CocaineBear's taxidermied remains involves country music's legendary "outlaw" Waylon Jennings and a Chinese herbalist in Reno. https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/50220

So the #ScreamVI teaser wouldn't really show a character we already know getting killed right? Right???! #TeamMindy

There's a group of us GenXers who have been early adopters of dozens of social media sites and apps. I feel like I should be getting paid for it somehow at this point if they sell for 100s of billions of dollars.

Treated myself to some dollar store chocolate-covered cherries since they only come out at Christmas. A lot of people think they are gross, and only 80-year-old grandmas like them. What is your chocolate-covered cherries that nobody else you know likes?

What if the universe said my job is being a background person in your (YOU THERE) social feeds? The gentle rhythm of my random harmless rants and joy at random fandoms. How do I make that an actual job until Age 70? That pays enough to cover rent and health insurance.