Taffer πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ :godot:

My job? Computer Sisyphus and Meme Historian. I work on cryptography and I like video games, books, and riding my bike. I use Arch, btw.

#fedi22

I work for AWS, but I definitely don't speak for them.

:atari: :godot: :linux:

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2025-05-18

Software devs are so bad at estimation that there is a whole methodology/movement based on refusing to estimate, but devs report the time they have saved by using LLMs, and I’m supposed to take that number seriously?

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Asahi Lina (朝ζ—₯γƒͺγƒŠ) // nullptr::livelina@vt.social
2025-05-18

If you're in Japan, important PSA!

Add this to your ~/.ssh/config:

IPQoS none

Turns out the default SSH QoS/DSCP setting puts you in a traffic class that NTT FLET'S IPoE treats as priority, but limited to 10mbps!

I was wondering why IPv6 rsync was so slow... (affects git push too!)

Refs:
tsutsui.hatenablog.com/entry/2
qiita.com/tango110/items/c8194

Edit: To clarify, this only affects apps that override the default DSCP flag, like SSH. Most other IPv6 client apps don't.

Taffer πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ :godot: boosted:
2025-05-18

good god Lisbon airport is very active on GitHub

The wall of one of the stairwells of Lisbon airport, the wall has tiles on it that look like the green "commits per day" tiles you would see on github, with various shades of green and white
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2025-05-18
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Heather Robinson Fine Arthnrfineart@sfba.social
2025-05-18

Dang fortune cookie you didn't have to come at me so hard

A fortune cookie fortune that says "Avoid compulsively making things worse."
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Toromino :antifa2: :vegan:foxhkron@cybre.club
2025-05-18

Things the American mind can’t comprehend

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Nicole ParsonsNpars01@mstdn.social
2025-05-18

@ethanz

Billionaires believe that education makes people unhappy with their "station in life".

They view social mobility as a threat to their power & control. Stratified stagnation is very alluring to them.

A literate woman is one possibly not dependent on a man for a roof over her head.

An educated black or brown voter risks voting in their own self-interest, unlike MAGA.

A widely read immigrant perpetuates alternative policy positions, other than vulture capitalism.

1/2

Taffer πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ :godot: boosted:
2025-05-18

Okay but on some level it is very funny that team "facts not feelings" built machines they claim can ferret out absolute "truth" and "reason" through machine learning, and are now big mad that those programs are too woke because reality has a known woke bias.

Like I mean I get that this realization is never going to sink in for these nazis and it wouldn't make a lick of difference if it did, but it is extremely funny in the abstract.

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Erik Uden πŸ‘ErikUden@mastodon.de
2025-05-18

Some day there will be a documentary about Eurovision, showing how they heroically invented a technology that filters out booing during Israel's performance, banned pride flags from stage, beat up people shouting β€œfree palestine”, and shut down all opposition to banning a genocidal state from participating, despite multiple nation's public broadcasters urging them to have at least a conversation about it.

I'd say this isn't like Eurovision, but sadly this is very much aligned with Europe's spirit.

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soggy doggy πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆflisk@fops.cloud
2025-05-18
the scope of every IT job continually creeps until it includes printer support
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Brian Danger Hicksckape@teh.entar.net
2025-05-18

Instead of storing my data in the cloud, I just store it in the bush. It's the same thing, only palette-swapped. More accessible, too.

A pair of Super Mario Brothers screenshots showing that the art for the clouds and the bushes is the same, just different colors and the bottom of the bush isn't displayed.
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Fi πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈmunin@infosec.exchange
2025-05-18

yeah, I concur.

A meme. The top text is "how people think the linux community looks like" with some cool-tone matrixy-teal cybercyber hoodie situation.

the bottom is, 'how it actually looks like' with a picture of a unicorn rampant (software from the 80s) being ridden by a kung-fu headbanded cat (furry sysadmins) wielding a gold desert eagle ( dot-dot-slash ) in front of a massive wildfire (kernel mailing list on fire ) with a nyancat streaking in from the side (indian tech guru) with a mario castle in the rear (marxist/leninist hardliners) and a glorious pixellated rainbow (trans girls everywhere for some reason)
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Simple Sabotage Field Manualsimple_sabotage
2025-05-18

Cry and sob hysterically at every occasion, especially when confronted by government clerks.

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Aster Master Spell CasterπŸ§™β€β™€οΈasterism@ni.hil.ist
2025-05-18
A pie chart that is mostly black with a tiny sliver of purple. pie chart is "Where your cool internet friends live." the purple sliver is "Within driving distance" the rest is "Fucking Atlantis or some shit"
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Sarah L. Fossheimfossheim@front-end.social
2025-05-18
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CatSalad🐈πŸ₯— (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-05-18

Five stars though
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Photo of a tiny, fluffy kitten sitting in the driver's seat of a truck while looking at the steering wheel. Caption says:
my uber driver kinda
small
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2025-05-18

For this #caturday, I offer a mysterious bag.

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J. Martingyokusai
2025-05-18

β€œI use ChatGPT for ideas and inspiration” is the new β€œI read the Playboy for the articles.”

Taffer πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ :godot: boosted:
2025-05-18

Friends and enemies, I would like to show you the best blue screen of death I've ever seen. I pulled over with two hyperactive dogs in the car just to take the picture.

A digital school sign near our home with a blue screen that says "a problem has to your comput"

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