@Cahatstrophe okokok gotcha

horoscopes (good)? or horoscopes (bad)?

@Cahatstrophe horoscopes /srs or horoscopes /jk?

@Cahatstrophe @acdw just like the brick joke 😔

@Cahatstrophe do you think that Radiohead was doing an "ok boomer" esque thing when they made "Ok Computer" and the album is really about their dissatisfaction with their computers

you know, autotoute 40 is generally a blight on this city. but of all the buildings to have abutting it, i suppose this one is pretty good

@Cahatstrophe should have added an option to not vote on it

at the bookstore, who wants a skibidi toilet?

@asa write it out... now.

@shmok @Cahatstrophe dare we say top of all time?

@kqct @Cahatstrophe what if I'm inside my car????

I hope this email finds you desirable or attractive, either in sexual or nonsexual ways.

@vorboyvo i mean, literally how they were invented.

American soliders stationed in italy wanted a filter coffee. being confused by what they were the baristas would water down espresso.

@Cahatstrophe Wouldn't you like to know, nerd! (for the record i did not, this is a joke)

@RedPand Isometry.group's law: For any server that exists, some whole percentage of its storage is dedicated to cat photos

@Cahatstrophe Harsh, but fair 😔

@Cahatstrophe Really? i always say "Hey, sexy" to myself in the bathroom mirror every morning

How would you greet @Cahatstrophe, in short

@asa @kqct i didn't mean to disgrace the optiplex!!!!!!! 😭

I routinely forget that isometry.group runs on a laptop in an apartment somewhere until i try to absent-mindedly upload a 4k image of my cat and realise during the processing time i am probably marketably raising someone's electricity bill bringing some ten year old laptop somewhere to its knees

@Cahatstrophe more worms, more cahatstrophe to love