A fever is the body’s way of burning the whole house down after seeing a spider

We’re never really taught the law, we are either expected to already know it or just pick it up along the way.

We’re never really taught the law, we are either expected to already know it or just pick it up along the way.

It must feel really weird to have testicles in space.

Superman shouldn’t be muscular, there is nothing heavy enough for him to gain muscle mass

Rappers always talk about cheating on their significant others but also appear to value loyalty above all else from the people they’re cheating on.

Water, lemons and sugar are free at restaurants but lemonade costs money.

Depending on your age, you either know him as The Rock or as Dwayne Johnson.

New Year's Eve is almost always a disappointing holiday but everyone thinks it'll slap

Hot peppers are eaten specifically because of the thing they evolved to avoid being eaten.

The male version of a mermaid is a mermanservant.

Every single person in the world who reads a novel will have a different image of the characters and scenes that they read

Baby clothes have pockets but babies don't need them

Jumping is as useless in real life as it is essential in videogames

A guy walking around with one crowbar is more suspicious than a guy walking around with three crowbars.

In the world of Harry Potter, the ultimate goal of Voldemort was to become immortal. He was already immortal when he was roaming the world as a spirit, being able to influence the world through other beings. Then he decided to get himself a mortal body and ended up being destroyed. Foolish.

The fact that people love dolphins more than sharks tell how appearance is more important than personality

Sign language not being a universal language was a huge missed opportunity.

As a kid, gift cards suck becsuse you'd rather have cash to buy whatever you want. As an adult, gift cards are nice because it's an excuse to buy something you want instead of need.

If you don't have access to a gun, then bringing a knife to a gun fight seems like a very reasonable plan.