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this is the sort of high quality tweet that Twitter Blue planks are so desperate for us to see.

216,000 views, 345 likes. 0.16% of people who saw this liked it

Why has it taken me so long to really appreciate what a great band Sparks are? I have @warwickhw and @edgarwright to thank for my awakening

Happy #NationalLingerieDay to those who celebrate

RT @coolmathgame_
this dude is so annoying wtf

RT @bendavis_86
So it should come as no surprise that I’ve made one for LENNY LEMMON AND THE INVINCIBLE RAT

RT @mwoodwardauthor
Hello ethnic-diverse published authors. If you’re British, of Asian descent and cover the theme of racism in your Middle-Grade contemporary fiction please could you let me know. Thank you 😊 please retweet to help me find these amazing people. 📚

how do farmers protect themselves against identity theft?

2-tractor authentication

RT @Cooperstreaming
The funniest, most accurate explanation of why a blue checkmark is Elon's mark of death.

A reddit post by user Mecha-Jesus There are really 2 main issues that make the new Twitter verification system a complete nightmare. The first is user base. Very few normal users are willing to pay for a free social media site. Moreover, the main selling point of the service is to boost post visibility. The service inherently appeals only to people who both a) Care extremely deeply about their posts being seen, and b) Make posts that Inherently unappealing 2 other twitter Users, Since people with appealing interesting funny not weird posts would be able to naturally grow an audience on the platform if they want. So pretty much every single blue check is a hyper online weirdo who is deeply bad at posting despite being obsessed with Twitter metrics

A photograph of text which states: The second is that verified replies get promoted to the top of every post. You have to scroll through all the blue check replies to even get the most Non blue check replies period this is true even for blue check replies that have zero engagement are completely off topic or Are just straight up spam or scams. As a result if you're looking for relevant discussion on a popular tweet you have to first scroll past the thoughts of some of the most terminally online inherently unlikeable People on the planet period so normal users are constantly exposed to the most offputting segments of the userbase. It's like if reddit Incentivized every anti social weirdo to post as much as possible to get their moneys Worth and then forced ever user to sort by controversial. It's a horrible structure that makes the product practically unusable for non weirdos which is just how elon likes that I guess.

County loins https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-65376039

RT @fattmellows

The first rule of Trappist Monks Club is nobody talks

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Maybe the real journey was the twitter blue subscribers we blocked on the way

RT @rigby113
👍

Your Dad replying to the Government emergency alert 🚨 tomorrow

This was the very model of a rapid disassembly
Despite the fact we put the thing together oh so tenderly
The spaceship went all wobbly and then it went all trembly
They tell me some bits landed in a car park north of Wembley

I predict that within 5 years there won’t be any real people left on twitter. Every account will be just AIs and bots asking each other whether its called a ginnel or a bap where they come from

RT @alexandrakuri
french is such a beautiful language ❤️

RT @violinbee01
told a guy i ran out of my allergy medication and he said ok are you looking for solutions or empathy right now

it's not fair to expect me to stick to a diet when there are so many tasty treats out there and also beer.

RT @JamesGABrown
One of son's fish died today and is currently lying in state (yes it's a paracetamol box) #Thequeue has been building throughout early evening and it might be a long night. #FishFuneral not sure where the inspiration came for all of this, but it's keeping kids occupied 🤣

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