Santa's travel route has to be the most complex travelling salesman problem.

Crab, the ultimate lifeform.

#carcinisation

What's the equivalent of peeing in the pool for fish?

Imagine if plants and trees made sex noises when they released their pollen. Imagine sitting outside in the nice summer breeze, cold drink in hand, and listening to the forest moaning in the distance. What a world that would have been.

Just ate a calzone for the first time in a while. Began thinking how a calzone is an easy way to get rid of leftovers and trash in the kitchen. The chef could have dunked a fat turd in there and you wouldn't know until you began eating. Was good though, I don't think there was any shit in it.