Giving my midterm presentation on the Epistomology of Technology tonight; so of course I’m rocking my QR tank, Clippy earrings and 8bit hourglass hair clip. #weloveatheme

The three phases of womanhood:

“I’m a mouse, duh.”

“I’m the COOL coworker.”

“Fuck it, I’m an anglerfish”

Does anyone have a Sora invite code they can send my way? I’m trying to prove a point in one of my PhD classes.

Hey, question:

Who do I know that knows people at HushMail? Ideally someone with decision making authority on the legal/compliance side of things. @wendynather, you know everything, lol. Any friends on this team?

I made 350 “cybersecurity starter packs” to give out at the ATSA national conference this month. Each one has a sticker, a usb condom, a webcam cover, and a card with 10 easy security habits. I’ll also be presenting on Tuesday the 16th- stop by and say hello!

@Rastal @jwgoerlich It’s almost as if his point was that *other* (less tech savvy/more vulnerable) would be hurt by this…

Looking for an expert in the philosophy of robots to interview for an episode of Securing Sexuality. Is that you? Or someone you know? Reach out!
#robots #philosophy #digitalethics #cybersecurity #hackers

@kwayk42 I’m still fairly new myself, but I’m happy to teach!

@witch_of_winter I have 4! Will happily provide for a game, lol

Very niche question:

Who in the #infosec community 1) plays #mahjongg and 2) is gonna be at #Blackhat? I’d love to set up some cocktail bar pickup games while we’re in town.

@Sempf @jwgoerlich @Gabrielle

We’ll have a double-signature stamp made, to minimize the length of awkwardness, lol

Oh it’s happening!! And you can preorder it here:

https://www.routledge.com/Securing-Sexuality-Emerging-Issues-at-the-Intersection-of-Intimacy-and-Technology/Goerlich-Goerlich/p/book/9781032488516

Securing Sexuality: the book. Tech now drives how we meet, date, marry, raise kids. Attacks on it undermines our agency and privacy. This book, written with @Tzefira_Neviah, helps therapist, coaches, and activists think like punk, act like a hacker, and take back control over our private lives. Coming soon.

@neurovagrant @jwgoerlich Sadly, it wasn’t recorded! :-(

You’ll have to catch me live next time.

Stefani Goerlich giving the closing keynote at #BSidesDetroit. “We’re confusing information sharing with intimacy and surveillance with love.” — @Tzefira_Neviah

So incredibly humbled and honored by the kind words offered about my work. 🩷🩷🩷

My kid, a 2x kidney transplant recipient got a letter in the mail from UNOS- the United Network for Organ Sharing. We thought it might be a letter from his donor.

Nope. Yet another data breach.

What can I say… he brought the receipts. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hey, hacker friends! Do you hack dating websites? Have you ever poked around inside their matching algos? Or pen-tested their profile privacy? Do you wanna be in a book?! Well have I got an offer for you!!

(Seriously, if you do this kind of thing? HMU)

@Sempf @jwgoerlich in mine line of work? We prefer them a bit more obvious.