VocalDerbyGuy

Former graphics guy turned project manager. Midwest roller derby announcer, player of TTRPGs, all around snarky Gen Xer

2025-02-23

@FlashMobOfOne thanks Flash. Livestream is fun. I feel like a celeb.

2024-11-09

@georgetakei Leno realizes he's coming in behind a dead guy as Trump's favorite Tonight Show host right?

2024-10-31

@effinbirds Who watches the property when the master is away?

2024-10-24

@erogers would have loved to go, but I am not built for GA anymore. And sitting behind a bunch of people standing is not my idea of watching a concert.

2024-10-23

@FlashMobOfOne time to expand to limiting the number of housing units owned by companies and not individuals living in said homes.

2024-10-17

@georgetakei his hand is going in the fry grease. He's too stupid to understand the warnings.

2024-10-13

@MichaelPorter @georgetakei Like Carlin once said, take a movie's dialogue and replace the word "kill" with "fuck."

"OK sheriff, we're gonna fuck you. But we're not gonna fuck you fast. We're gonna fuck you slow."

2024-10-09

@georgetakei The trailer hitch is to drag the Mega Rascal Scooter.

2024-10-04

@georgetakei Sounds about white for this narcissist who demands Vaseline smeared on a camera lens to smooth her out.

VocalDerbyGuy boosted:
Jeff Jarvisjeffjarvis
2024-10-03

On the ' home page, the Smith filing is five screens down.

2024-10-03

@jeffjarvis One more reason that the #BrokenTimes doesn't need renewed subscriptions. AG Sulzberger's narcissism could be the death knell for the Gray Lady.

2024-10-01

@aby Along with a companion course "Regurgitating polls is not political coverage."

2024-09-29

@ChurchHatesTucker @georgetakei gonna take at least an 18 to get that taco.

2024-09-26

@FlashMobOfOne The Council would have HAD to make him a master then.

2024-09-25

@rbreich the one thing I remember from Bill Clinton's campaign when I was young was, "a rising tide lifts all boats."

2024-09-24

@georgetakei I wouldn't throw those in a gold painted toilet. Good Lord, that's tacky.

2024-09-22

@rooster and when not cosplaying, you could fund the purchase by appearing at random funerals and hovering mysteriously in the back

VocalDerbyGuy boosted:
Robert Reichrbreich@masto.ai
2024-09-21

-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence

These are the foundations of real freedom.

2024-09-21

@FlashMobOfOne I'd usually go Pitch Perfect and say you should let people tell you it's a fun fact, but objectively, that is fun.

2024-09-21

@rooster It's funny how the turn tables. My #GenZ #teacher daughter is terrified of when the Alphas get into her classes. She's just not [r[e[ard for Skibidi toilet Ohio rizz to become a regular occurrence.

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