My new resume! One pager. I wrap up my current Army stuff on Jan 5th. Lmk if you want this guy!

@adenner that took a while. The connection definitely timed out.

Sorry what's the policy on uploading videos and images? Are we still trying to be nice to the servers or have they been able to scale since I last looked?

BGP is the yellow pages that hangs the internet together with string.

Pretty incredible blog about BGP here from @benjojo https://blog.benjojo.co.uk/post/bgp-path-attributes-grave-error-handling

Talk to go with the blog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wMXEiFiueM&cbrd=1

Tl;dr - if you fuzz BGP attributes, you can very easily find ones which propagate to every router and crash routers. About half of vendors have easily reproducible issues. None of the vendors have bug bounty programmes. Or in other words, you can own the internet in your underpants.

I ran away for a while to do mental health things. I'm back :-D

@canadianglen ❤️ how ya been?

@adorkable I like ice cream :-D

Ping

@juliaebner how do I not know you?

@juliaebner I'm Phil from WVU with some math. Also PSYOP for 3 tours.

@juliaebner frankly I wonder how we haven't met before.

@juliaebner that's an interesting resume.

Boop. Still watching.

@JoeUchill *waves*

@webhat lol I posted it for the gf. I didn't mean for it to be public

@medialitnow wow I didn't know you guys existed! Your cause is one I've been championing for years!

@cillic *waves* Merry Christmas!

I just made some cement-based birdseed. It's impeccable.

The people of #Ukraine are fighting for freedom that I, as an American, take for granted.  

As a Congressman, I join President #Biden in standing with President Volodymyr #Zelensky and the Ukrainian people in their struggle for survival. 🇺🇦🇺🇸

@Seclovin @davep yep. He's named Twitter too! Because I'm also not immune to bad jokes.