Frank Emerson

Amateur epistolarian. Ruinous hermit.

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Frank EmersonXisor
2025-06-05

@cassolotl we've got one of these - from 4y/o's birthday, and everyone whose had a go with it loves it. Not quite endless fun, but pretty bloody pleasing in it's weird way.

printables.com/model/927393-sp

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The Continentthecontinent@mas.to
2025-06-05

Two DJs played a 24-hour set in an unfinished arts centre in Kampala — not for clout, but to help build it. Locals danced, kids joined in, and their livestreamed gig raised money to get the job done. As DJ Kampire puts it, "The only antidote to despair is to do something." continent.substack.com/p/a-24-

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Alex  🔧🔮🌎🪿:honk:MisterMadge@universeodon.com
2025-05-30
You wouldn't train a model in the style of the anti piracy ad
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2025-05-29

Normalise not finishing your slides 😳 @TodePond

Slide text - todo: finish making these slides
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Jyoti MishraJyoti@mas.to
2025-05-25
The image depicts a black and white illustration of a tractor, labeled "A Strange Tractor" at the bottom. The tractor is shown in a side view, with its cabin and wheels clearly visible. The wheels are stylized with concentric circles, in the mathematical pattern of strange attractors. Yes, it's a terrible pun.
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Ricki Bowie Knives TarrRickiTarr@beige.party
2025-05-25

The Tolkiens knew how to party!

20 Noshmene Road, Oxford 
Professor and Mrs. Tolkien request the pleasure of your company at the Coming of Age of their Son Sub Lieut. C. J. R. TOLKIEN, RN.V.R.

6:30pm onwards
RSVP if not coming 
Carriages at Midnight 
Ambulances at 2am
Wheelbarrows at 5am
Hearse at Daybreak
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2025-05-24

thing i love about old jazz men is that if they are singing you a song about how they got the blues, they will tell you what type of blues they got right up at the front of the song. shows a great deal of respect for peoples time

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Ciarán Ferrieccferrie@mastodon.ie
2025-05-03

If you judged by the news coverage over the last 24 hours you would think that Nigel Farage's Reform party had taken over the Conservatives as the second biggest party in Local Government in Great Britain.

In fact they are the fifth biggest party, coming some distance behind the Greens.

Labour has eight times as many seats as Reform and the Conservatives more than five times as many.

opencouncildata.co.uk/

Pie chart of councillors in the UK with the breakdown as follows:
Labour 6136
Conservative 4442
Lib Dem 3188
Other 2554
Green 895
Reform 773
SNP and Plaid Cymru - no numbers given but a smaller edge again than Reform.
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Annika Backstromannika@xoxo.zone
2025-04-28

Would you rather be on a Mastodon instance moderated by 1 gorilla or 100 men

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Insecurity Princess 🌈💖🔥saraislet@infosec.exchange
2025-04-26

I missed this terrific piece on burnout from @grimalkina
"It's alarming to write something really simple like, people deserve to have environments that don't destroy them and have it resonate with a lot of people."

This resonates hard. I say similar things every week to my reports, to colleagues, and to folks across the tech industry — and it's routinely far more unusual and impactful than it should be.

Every manager should say things like this (and, more importantly, *back it up with actions*). It should be an indictment of the industry that not only does this not happen, but rather burnout remains a perennial issue that continues to get worse, chasing women and Black folks out of the industry.
drcathicks.com/post/burnout-us

Tweet from Dr. Cat Hicks @grimalkina

Trying to fix burnout by taking time off "until you're ready" and then going right back to the same environment is kind of like staying off your broken leg and then as soon as it's healed letting someone run over it with their car
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Jason Lefkowitzjalefkowit@vmst.io
2025-04-19

Reuters put an absolutely bonkers amount of production and design effort into this story explaining what cozy games are.

reuters.com/graphics/VIDEO-GAM

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Alper Çuğun-Gscheidelalper@rls.social
2025-04-13

LLMs are still very useful in a bunch of domains but here’s an article explaining (from a paper with a novel bound on computational complexity) why improvements in reasoning seem to have run out of steam.

quantamagazine.org/chatbot-sof

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myrmepropagandistfuturebird@sauropods.win
2025-04-10

If anyone wants a horrible python program that will write integers in cuneiform sexegesimal (base sixty) using unicode so you can paste it all over the place in emails, documents and text messages I have just the thing. Use with en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plimpton

For maximum amusement.

trinket.io/python/3023f6104c42

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-04-10

Is it bugs? 📊

"Is it bugs alignment chart"

COLUMNS
[Body Purist] Must have exoskeleton 6+ limbs.
[Body Neutral] Small, no bones.
[Body Radical] Can look like anything as long as it's bug vibes.

ROWS
[Habitat Purist] Must live mostly in or on the ground.
[Habitat Neutral] Can get around mainly by flying or swimming.
[Habitat Radical] Can spend its time literally anywhere.

VALUES
• [Body Purist] + [Habitat Purist] = cicadas is bugs.
• [Body Neutral] + [Habitat Purist] = Snails is bugs.
• [Body Radical] + [Habitat Purist] = Little cats is bugs.
• [Body Purist] + [Habitat Neutral] = Shrimps is bugs.
• [Body Neutral] + [Habitat Neutral] = Jellyfishes is bugs.
• [Body Radical] + [Habitat Neutral] = Pigeons is bugs.
• [Body Purist] + [Habitat Radical] = Mars rovers is bugs.
• [Body Neutral] + [Habitat Radical] = Tapeworms is bugs.
• [Body Radical] + [Habitat Radical] = Computer errors is bugs.
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2025-04-08

Has anyone else noticed that when time travelers grab you by your shoulders and ask what year it is, and you tell them, they don't reply, "Then I'm not too late," anymore?

That's rather concerning.

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Dean Burnett (that brains guy)Garwboy@ohai.social
2025-04-08

Inside each of us there are two wolves

Both of them are saying: "mate, those aren't resurrected direwolves, they're just modern wolves with a few gene tweaks and a ludicrous amount of hype."

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chrysomeleschrysomeles
2025-04-07

If Zefram Cochrane had found another disc... 📀

1/6

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Star Trek Minus Contextnocontexttrek
2025-04-05
Star Trek Enterprise scene. We're in a future starship bedroom and a beagle pup stands on the bed facing at two Ferengi. The humanoid Ferengi are looking intently and inquisitively at the beagle. They have huge ear lobes that also form a unibrow and their heads are large and round and bald and kind of resemble butts. Closed caption reads, "Look at the size of it's ears."
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2025-04-03

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

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