Zander

πŸ”ž Must clearly be 18+ to follow: Occasionally NSFW πŸ”ž
​:therian:​

30 year old adhderg squished into a human body. Hatched and lived mostly in Colorado, USA, but recently moved my lair to The Netherlands. Enthusiastic about urbanism. Aspiring e-bike mechanic. Extremely good at wearing a mask.

When not meddling in human affairs, I run the Sips n' Scales Inn with my wyvern husband
@silicas@furry.engineer ​:dragnheart:​

I boost a lot. For accessibility, I only boost images with alt text (With some exceptions, such as spreading awareness of a new account)

links to my non-boost posts:
Art (beware, nsfw!), silly (dragonposts galore), and serious.

Zandergon on discord and telegram

Zander boosted:
Sammy, soon @ GPN (πŸ“ž 3668/NOPE)theresnotime@fox.nexus
2025-06-17

choose wisely, only one is the true Karlsruhe Hbf

Map screenshot of Karlsruhe train station, with multiple labels in slightly different places for Karlsruhe Hbf
Zander boosted:
2025-06-16

Foxy has helpful tips.

Microsoft Word, with only "MERP!" written. There's a little doodle of a fox in place of Clippy, saying "MERP!" in big letters.
Zander boosted:
xyla πŸ”œ not gpnxyla@shitpost.trade
2025-06-16

updates from poland

[top image] an eu07 loco looking like it's licking a lemon
[bottom image] a photo of eu07 after a recent crash, with its eyes going inwards
Zander boosted:
Jasper Fox :therian:Redfuchs@furries.club
2025-06-16
A good relationship is just two
people saying, "Hey, life is hard, but
I want to do it with you." That's it.
It's not a highlight reel. It's not
always romantic dinners or grand
gestures. Sometimes it's folding
laundry together and sending each
other memes when words feel like
too much. Love isn't always loud.
Sometimes it's just choosing each
other again and again.
Zander boosted:
Dr. Lucky Tran :verified:luckytran@med-mastodon.com
2025-06-15

Masks are under serious threat at being banned widely due to politicization. This would be a public health disaster. If you are only wearing a mask at protests, please consider also wearing them elsewhere. The more people mask, the more we normalize masks and protect them against bans.

Zander boosted:
2025-06-15

Medium (Accidentally Long) speedpaint for Aerwhisp!
It was fun playing with painting the nebula :3

Digital painting of a colorfully illuminated grey anthro dragon/lizard floating in space with a colorful nebula in the background
Zander boosted:
41402-nyana1ba@suya.place
2025-06-15
Zander boosted:
2025-06-15

Don't understand the point of tattoos when you can simply wake up early in the morning and draw the same picture on your body again and again and again

Zander boosted:
DeltaWye πŸ”œ Anthrocon-ish?DeltaWye@tiggi.es
2025-06-15

Ok which one of you did this…

Airplane tracking map, where the flight path spells out the word β€œfurryβ€œ
Zander boosted:
🦜 Decoydecoy@fluffy.social
2025-06-14

this is my preferred method of communication

Zander boosted:
CatSalad🐈πŸ₯— (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:catsalad@infosec.exchange
2025-06-14

If a right hand rule wore pants... :blobcatthinkingsunglass:

If a right hand rule wore pants would he wear them like this or this. First diagram shows pants on wrist area, and in the second one, the pants are on the pointer and middle finger.
Zander boosted:
2025-06-14

Started as a pencil with watercolor, and ended up with trying some mixed media inks and marker. Dragon dance.

A pair of dragons intertwined, one teal and one red, both hold hands and press faces together.
Zander boosted:
2025-06-14

We made a comic about the first telephone.

1 Alexander Graham Bell: I've done it. I've invented the world's first telephone.
2 Wife: Does it work?
3 Alexander, holding phone up to his ear: I don't know.
Zander boosted:
forest :therian:swiftyshq@critter.cafe
2025-06-13

@gabu a wild GABU enters the ring!

the dogthings from above, but now a white and blue samoyed is biting the string in the middle!!
Zander boosted:
infinite love β΄³trwnh
2025-06-13

the follow up

a google assistant notification that's been truncated by ellipses due to the screen not being wide enough. the title says "talk to tour ass..." and the body content says "just press and hold the action butt.."
Zander boosted:
lux :flag_nonbinary:πŸ¦ŠΞ˜Ξ”SharpLimefox@eldritch.cafe
2025-06-13

πŸ‘½

linux dialog terminal interface saying "Bogos binted?" with two answer buttons, both saying "What?"
Zander boosted:
2025-06-13

ad homineminem (slim shady fallacy)

Zander boosted:
forest :therian:swiftyshq@critter.cafe
2025-06-13

let's play TUG OF WAR ‼️

#art

a photo of two cutout dogthings on a white background linked together by red thread. it's sewn through their mouths, so it looks like they're playing tug of war. there is text that reads PULL!! above the middle of the line, outlined with red spikes.
Zander boosted:
Myno :abyss_verified:mynotaurus@floofy.tech
2025-06-13

guide to new fedi users: this is what those funny buttons under my posts do

a drawing of me getting booped with a wii cursor underneath the boost icon, and a drawing of me getting patted on the head by a wii cursor under the favourite icon

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